A few men have walked the surface of the moon while they sipped TANG, we have invented cars that go zero to sixty in like 2.5 seconds, and the Concorde has flown us to Europe in a couple of hours, yet no technology has been developed in the area of the condom application. Guys still have to stop what they are doing, rip open this little pack, slide this slippery thing on, and keep the mood going somehow. I think it's time for technology in this area.
I think they should invent a machine device that would apply it on your penis in like seconds flat. You would like stick your penis into this machine, press a button, and boom, condom on. It's not about being lazy, it's all about convenience and necessity. How great would that be, you keep this device by the bed, when you need it, it's there. No more fumbling in the dark for the nightstand, no more ripping open little packages, no more mood killings. I know every guy, and girl for that matter has had a nightmare condom episode. This would make the condom application fast and fun. In a day and age where protection is a necessity, why not encourage the use of protection with a fast, safe, and fun way to cover up? I need to get to work to patent this idea! Any thoughts on a condom application device? I like when I pull these random thoughts out of mid air.
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SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY......
Maybe not a "machine" but you are definitely on to something here!
Wow,who'd of thought this would be an issue? Who else?
I say if the woman does it for you it may keep the mood going. she can slip it on oh so sensually.
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