What's Up In Da' Hizzhouse Bitch?
I made a new friend today. A green pig walked into my life. It caught me off guard. I was working hard and it appeared out of nowhere. It claimed it needed a home, a place to rest it's weary head. I told it that it could stay in my office for as long as I am there. It told me that it likes booze, money, and bitches. It sleeps all day and parties all night. It is a welcome addition to a quiet and dull work existence. Tom Hanks had his Wilson, I have my little green pig.
8 comments:
That is AWESOME. I love booze, money, and bitches too...I need to get me one of those green pigs.
AMG
Hahahah now thats funny.
Just remember...the Lutz's of Amiytville had their pig, too. Yous isn't named Jody by any chance, is it?
"Yous"??? Oi!
Now I've seen everything. Life is now complete after seeing your Green Pig! lol
I think you are too nice for him....he is a P-I-M-P!
who told you i was nice?! they were lying!! i swear!!
I won't believe everything I hear then! :)
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