Line of the Day

The Human Resources dude just came into my office and said to me "Charlie there's a financial presentation going on in the conference room about making your money work for you, if you'd like to attend." I said "what money?" He laughed and I said "Maybe if I had made some money here, perhaps I'd join you and see how I could get my money to work for me." It was quite humorous seeing the look on his face. I'll probably be fired later.