1-900

I never understood the interest a guy would take in calling a 1-900 telephone number. It always boggled my mind that someone would pay like $4.99 a MINUTE to jerk off. Say the average "session" takes 10 minutes to accomplish, that's $50.00 to spank it. That's insane! Not to mention the 450lb woman on the other end with the 4" ash burning off her cigarette claiming she's 5'3 and 115lbs. I just don't understand how any of these lines could possibly still be in business! People must actually be calling these numbers! I would find it annoying to try and hold the phone and take care of business........I'll stick to the "hands free" method of taking care of business. I suppose you could use the headset......pants around your ankles and a headset on, good look!

The whole "cyber" thing never interested me either. How do you type and take care of business? Words on a screen just do not turn me on for some reason. People can claim to be someone they are not and some big fat hairy dude could be cybering with me......gross. I don't want my own personal "Crying Game."

Whatever happened to guys going out and applying themselves to get laid? I mean it's 2005 it isn't very difficult if that's all you are after. If you just want to get laid, there are at least 5 women in every bar in America looking for the same thing you are. Put the phone down, take your hands off the mouse among other things and get out there!

I've never been one into strip clubs either. I went ONE time in my life for a friend of mine's bachelor party in 2003. I ended up hanging out with the strippers and drinking and telling funny stories all night while my friends spent hundreds on lap dances. I was making them laugh and we had a riot all night. My friends were fools they spent $500.00 each just to have to go home and jerk off anyway. I spent practically no money(except for drinks) and had more interaction with the girls via conversation and getting to know them. My friends got a bunch of 4 minute lap dances at $40.00 a clip and went home broke. Guys really are idiots for the most part. I'd rather spend the $500.00 on a person I am really into and who is into me for a fun night out which will include more than a lap dance for both of us.

I just don't understand the mentality of some men though. They will spend $50.00 for 10 minutes on the phone with a fat woman, $500.00 in a night for lap dances with girls who only care about their money, sit in front of a computer and spend cash on porn sites, but won't apply themselves to go out and meet someone....wacky world.