I don't know about you, but I am tired of those junk e-mails. If you go a weekend without checking your e-mail, you wake to dozens of these in your inbox on Monday. Apparently the demand for penile enlargement is greater than we all think. I'm sure you all get e-mail advertisements for that, whether you have a penis or not. Last time I checked, my penis was just fine and not in need of any surgery or enlargement pills or creams. I get a kick out of that, penile enlargement cream....wouldn't your hand get bigger too when you come in contact with the cream to apply it on the penis? You'd be walking around like the Hamburger Helper Mascot. Cracks me up. Apparently the penis is an obsession for many because a good portion of the junk mail is about the penis. Make it bigger, fatter, stronger, harder, and healthier with Acme Penile Pills. Watch your penis grow 14 inches right before your very eyes. New from Acme, it's Chia Penis. Enough penis e-mails already!
Then there are the e-mails for everything from home equity loans, free computers and ipods, on-line degrees, and free pizza, to "meet singles in your area." If I want to meet a single in my area, I'll go out! If I want an IPOD, I'll go out and buy one. If I want pizza, I'll pay the fuckin' $1.50 for the slice.....just leave me alone already! I wonder how these people even get my e-mail address......all that I know is that I am tired of having to clean these all out of the inbox.
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical. All the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully watching me. But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical. There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
Followers
Blog Archive
-
▼
2005
(580)
-
▼
May
(71)
- Overrated Bands/Artists
- "Back To Life, Back To Reality"
- The Neighborhood Melting Pot
- The Horror Depot
- Off Like A Prom Dress.........
- Let's Get This Party Started!!!!!
- Sign of the Apocalypse
- Coming Soon To A CD Player Near You!!!!!
- Road Rage Golden Rule
- Snoopy Snow Cone Machine
- Just Give Us The Results!!!!!!!!!!
- C-Mac's Office Space
- Tagged Once Again....
- Lazy Fuckers
- May 24, 1980
- Things We Will NEVER See/See Again In Our Lifetime
- The Kool-Aid Pitcher
- Things You Should Not Do While Naked
- Things You Can Never Make "Cool"
- Saturday Night Tales......
- Weekend!
- "Casual" Fridays
- Tagged AGAIN!!!! :)
- Funny Friday/Odds and Ends
- Played Out!
- Going To The Movies.....
- Tales From The Janitor
- The HOV Lane
- C-Mac has been "Tagged"
- Construction Zone Flag Guy
- Office Traffic Cop for Hire
- Religion and Ignorance
- Polygamy
- SPAM E-Mails
- The Sidewalk Mascot
- Saturday the 14th........
- 10 Things That Annoy Me At Work
- More Cheese Please!
- Life In The Fast Lane
- Bright Ideas............
- ZZ TOP
- The Retail Years
- Song Lyric Fillers
- Pageants and Beauty
- The Handblower Mystery Revisited
- No More Mr. Nice Guy?
- Sounds of the Season
- Just Flush!
- I Love Music and I Couldn't Resist This....
- You Have Entered......"The Blue-Light Zone"
- Awkward Situation
- You Start To See Things Differently
- Classic Phone Scam: Free Turkeys For All!
- Classic Phone Scam: The Free Lawnmower
- Friday Hodgepodge
- Just Start Digging!
- Here We Go Yo, So What's the, What's the Scenario?
- Neon Pee
- Crazy Shit Done For Money/Dares
- "Reality" Television
- Rest Up Tonight, Big Day Tomorrow!
- American Idol Predictions
- Background Music
- TRIX, No Longer Just For Kids Fuckers!
- Low Morale In EVERY Profession
- Bitchin' About Bananas
- E-Mail Chain Letters
- Forgive and Forget??
- 10 Reasons The Yankees Are Finished
- Love, Love, Love
- Weekends Go WAY Too Fast....
-
▼
May
(71)
21 comments:
Y'know, you wouldn't have so many problems with the penile enlargements if you stopped surfing the web for porn! ;)
Haha - caught you red handed (or would that be "big handed" with your new penis cream?)
hahahaha Muse...yeah guess I better stop all that porn surfing huh?? Seriously though, I would never pay monthly fees to look at porn when I can jerk off for free!
Bendersgurl...try to have a good Monday! :)
Freaky, damn you figured me out! :)
Wow, I don't see you for a few days and I come back and you are all fancy! Lookin' good!!!
Don't you always wonder who exactly is buying this crap? I guess its guys who are married to the broads who spend money on creams to enlarge their boobies.
You crack me up! Hope you had a good weekend!
C-Mac does not need any of those pills or creams, so I've been told. Girls talk, I know someone he dated for 4 years!
I haven't had the chance to find out for myself though ;)
yeah i have to agree with the muse about the porn surfing...
c-mac, def doed not need those pills or lotions!! :)
Liz, wise ass! :)
Thanks LC! :)
I think pizza is at $1.75 a slice now.
Thanks for the pizza price update Suga V!
If you say you don't need those items I'll ust have to take your word for it. Your hands are pretty large though.
Yeah i noticed a lot in my box more this morning. I was told that a worm went out over the weekend. Don't Open!
I just wonder about the people who would actually buy "V*I*A*G*A*R*A" or "L?I?P?I?T?O?R" online from some Joe Shmoe... the spelling typos should be the first hint of trouble. LOL!
damn now i want pizza. new york style of course.
yeah Bridget, you have to love these fly by night "pharmacies" that offer these drugs. You take one of their Viagras and your toe gets erect instead of what's supposed to.
Liz, glad you said NY style and not Chicago style! :)
I know someone who ordered Xanax over the internet from someplace in India and took the darn stuff. How stupid is that?
Oh man that's nothing, I get about 300 junk e-mails a day at work!!
And what's wrong with Chicago-style pizza???????....LOL
My spam goes strait to a spam folder and with one click.......DELTED!!!!!!!!!! The only problem is I work with alot of Government agencies and for some reason SBC thinks that .gov or .org addresses are spam. Now I have to go thru all my spam to see if real email in in there!!!!!!!!!!I guess My email thinks all the email I get from the Government is crap!!!!!!!!! HHMMMMMMM.....maybe it knows more than I do!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
AA: Oh yeah...those forward things are WORSE than the SPAM! They're from someone you know and that person MIGHT have actually included a personal note with the SPAM (yeah...right!), so you feel obligated to open it! At least with some piece of mail from someone not in my address book, with a subject line like V*I*A*G*R*A, I can just automatically delete it.
Charlie: Get a mail filter, or set your email server to accept only stuff from people in your address book. But then you'll miss the latest on those penile implants.
Post a Comment