Why do people find it so difficult to flush a toilet after they go? There's NOTHING worse than going into a public bathroom, especially at work, on a Monday, to see that someone did not flush after they went. What is wrong with people? It's 2005 and how many years has indoor plumbing been a staple in homes and businesses? Yet these fuckers can't flush? There are just some things I will never understand. People not flushing, people not washing their hands after they go, people who still wear Member's Only Jackets, people that have 1980's hair styles, people with body odor, I just don't get it!
Anyone caught not flushing should be exiled to a fuckin' hole in the ground out in the parking lot to take care of their business. Let the fucker squat in the lot as traffic passes by. Odds are, they won't even care....
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical. All the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully watching me. But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical. There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
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6 comments:
that's such a boy thing to do. very gross. typical lack of sanitary habits. ugh. i also hate tapered jeans. big bangs. people who use hairspray or tease their hair. okay i'm basically describing citizens of the garden state. hmmm.....
I will use another toilet if available. I don't even want to flush someone elses waste product.I always flush with my foot too. Also have your paper ready and ladies I'm sure most of you would rather squat than sit even with a papered or toilet seat cover. The less we have to touch the better. I feel like I'm in an operating room with my sterilized hands in the air ready for surgery.
Pretty nasty stuff.
Not flushing turns my stomach, but you know...flushing is such hard work...too much of a workout for those with a sedentary life desk existence...perhaps your workplace should look into hiring professional flushers.
i agree with smitten7...women are just as guilty of destroying a bathroom/toilet as men are. i've been in some women's bathrooms that have totally grossed me the fuck out.
wait...women is already plural, therefore it should be plural possessive...womens'...jesus christ, and i call myself a writer?
Watch it there, Erl... you don't want a Jersey smackdown now, do ya? [grabs her hairspray and walks off in a big hair huff].
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