Thursday, June 30, 2005

REAL Reality Television!!!!

Now here's a show idea nobody seems to have thought of. Michael Jackson as "The Bachelor". He could select one of about 12 boys he wants to have a romantic relationship with.


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The show could be similar to the real "Bachelor" only Michael's dates would involve trips to the arcade, Chuck E. Cheese, Fun Zone, long walks by the playground, and instead of giving them a rose, he could hand them a lollipop or an ice cream.

I think this show would be a smash hit!!!!! What other celebrity/formats do you think would make an amusing or interesting reality show? Or, what would you add to Michael's Bachelor program?

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's just disgusting. Funny, but gross. I think people need to stop making light of the situation. The man is a child molester. I don't get why people think it's okay to make jokes about it just cause he's famous.

On another note, why the hell can I never get onto your blog without getting popups? It's driving me nuts! And it's only on your site. Aghhhhh.... :)

supplymadam said...

How about Blogger Bachelor? It's C-Mac meeting his blogger girlfriends without them giving thier real names and if he can figure out who is who from his blogs then he wins a date with them. Or should I say they win a date with him? Well you would have work on the specific rules.

Charlie Mc said...

Kate I think the Bravenet poll brings those pop-ups...I don't see them because I have a pop up blocker at home and work...sorry!!!

Yeah, he's a molester....but it does not mean we can't joke about it. The real disgrace and shame is our justice system!!!

Charlie Mc said...

Sharron/Independent/Supplymadam, I love your ideas!!!!!

Steph said...

What will you think of next?!

Fred said...

You're disturbed, CMac; that's why I check in a few times daily.

In honor of your Michael Jackson posting, here's a few jokes:

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 50% off.

That's enough for now...

Laurie said...

My idea for the Michael Jackson Bachelor Show:

Instead of having a "Rose Ceremony" and saying, "Will you accept this rose?", it would be the Juice Ceremony, and he would say (in his high-pitched, girly voice) "Will you accept this glass of Jesus Juice?"

Laurie said...

Oh, and I like supplymadam's idea for Blogger Bachelor!

Hu Flung Pu said...

beat it, just beat it....yeah

Angel! said...

Where do I sign to become a candidate for the C-Mac Blogchelor reality show?

Jillian said...

Thats so bad!!! But I laughed my ass off!!!

Charlie Mc said...

Cendrine, you can apply right here! ;)

True Jersey Girl said...

Oh man, that's just f'ed up. Funny as hell, but f'ed up.

Miss_Vicki said...

I think I should be the next Bachelorette and have to chose from 15 hot hunky guys - ummmmmm YEAH!

Bridget Unnel said...

hee hee hee - someone sent me that email and I was tempted to post it, but chickened out!

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