Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Michael Jackson Restrictions

MJ walked away a free man yesterday. The California courts should have imposed some restrictions on him. They should have come up with a list of things that MJ should be not allowed to own, here are a few I would put on the list:

A Toy Store
An Ice Cream Truck
A Candy Store
A Chuck-E-Cheese
An Amusement Park
A Jar of Vaseline
A Playground
A School Bus
A Day Care Center

hahahaha, let's hear some of yours............

18 comments:

Hu Flung Pu said...

Children!!!

Darcey said...

Disney movies, or anything else Disney
A private school
An arcade

Anonymous said...

A jar of vasaline??? That's disgusting. LOL.

Molly said...

a plastic surgeon

The Diva ♥ said...

a plastic surgeon that s a good one.

Miss_Vicki said...

Hey, he's a free man, he can do whatever he wants. What I AM surprised about is that he was found NG on all counts - clearly, there were some even lesser counts he was definitely guilty of. It's all about the presentation of the case by the prosecution, and the instructions the jury is given to decide upon.

It's too early for me to think of anything good yet :)

Vixen said...

A video game store...lots of tots are gamers...

Panthergirl said...

A pair of binoculars
A puppy

supplymadam said...

The plastic surgeon does it for me.
Hopefully he won't be getting breast implants.

Anonymous said...

a pediatric doctor's office

Anonymous said...

A hand puppet

Anonymous said...

A santa costume

Bridget Unnel said...

A "Santa costume" -- Ha ha (or should I say, "hee hee hee"?)

Anonymous said...

Neverland.

Anonymous said...

A hair salon.

erl said...

that poor guy --- i really dont think that he did anything wrong AND he's so f'ed up because of his parents, siblings, managers, etc. taking advantage of him. as my dear friend said - he hasn't slept with any of the children, but he sure has gone on a lot of dates with them.

WordWhiz said...

Hu Flung Pu got it right! CHILDREN!! And the sad thing is, he's GOT 'em! Those poor kids. Can you imagine growing up with THAT as a dad? Back in the days of Thriller, MJ looked hot stretched out with that tiger cub on the album cover. (For those of you youngin's, LPs came before CDs.) But since then...EEK!! You thought YOUR parents were embarassing! Imagine bringing your friends home to THAT freak!!

Vulgar Wizard said...

Oxygen
A career
Communication with the world outside of Neverland
His kneecaps