DarianJ and I were browsing around today and we just happened to stumble across a picture of the Sugar V back in his glory days. We also stumbled upon some song lyrics he had written back in the day. It's too bad MC Hammer stole his concept and his lyrics and made them his own. Sugar V, you could have been a contender!!!! His reunion tour will be featured on tonight's Arsenio Hall show.
STOP!!!!! SUGAR TIME!!!!!
Now for the lyrics we found in his desk drawer........
My, my, my hammer hits them so hard,
Makes chicks say, Oh my Lord!
Thank you, for banging me,
with a hammer so fine and so sweet.
It feels good, when they go down,
I'm a super dope boy from a small town.
Sugar is known as such,
And his meat, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (you can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how I'm banging and you know (you can't touch this)
Look at my bulge, man (you can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust my funky lyrics (and my nut) (you can't touch this)
Fresh new thong, in my pants,
Wedged so deep makes me wanna dance.
I jump outta my seat,
I do a spin and adjust my meat.
While I'm stroking, hold on,
Pump a little bit, let 'em know what's goin' on
Like that, Like that
I'm on a mission, can't hold back
I let 'em know that I'm too much
and this is the meat, they can't touch
Thanks to DarianJ over at "Land Of Confusion" for all his hard work to bring us this fine picture!!!!!
For some C-Mac bashing, be sure to check out Sugar V's site! Nothing like some good, wholesome friendly fun, huh Sugar V???
Not sure about you, but this reminds me of the Biggie Smalls/Tupac Shakur East Coast/West Coast rap war!!!!! Hopefully I won't end up with a Jeep full of bullets and Sugar V won't be releasing new songs years after his demise!
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
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21 comments:
Nice...LMAO!!!
Paybacks a bitch! Good work. Great words. Very original. Thanx once again for more laughs.
Now let me pick myself up off the floor from LMAO!
"Fresh new thong, in my pants..." I will never forget that line. Great job C-Mac, Can't wait for Sugar's rebuttal
OMG, I'm laughing so hard over here!
And the battle has officially begun... LOL.
omg i laughed so hard i pee my pants!
stop it youre making me pee!
HAHAHA!!!! That was great!
Seeing your picture cut and pasted on a computer-block body: Zero dollars.
Seeing your "friends" ask you questions about what your favorite thing to do with sausage is: Zero dollars.
Seeing your rebuttal posted on your blog, complete with washed-up early 90s rapper and re-written lyrics: Priceless.
Love it.
Holy crap that's funny as hell, and I don't even know Sugar V - is that a good thing or a bad thing? :)
Miss V, Sugar is a great guy, we just bust each other's chops all day and night....
RAP WARS! I love it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I cannot stop laughing! Not sure what's better the pic or the song!!
Fresh new thong, in my pants,
Wedged so deep makes me wanna dance.
I jump outta my seat,
I do a spin and adjust my meat.
I am crying!
I really needed a laugh today! Thanks so much!!!!
You got to post an audio blog of that one.:)
Ahhh so now TheLandofCOnfusion too....They come in twos....
Perhaps, instead of a jeep full of bullets, you two should have a Dance Off (a la Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake), film it, and post it here for the world to judge. :)
Lord forgive me for quoting Paris, but that's hot. I mean he's hot. I mean I'm hot... damn, turn taht AC on already!
This was very funny, but if I had to choose who won first round, I'd have to say SugarV won. Sorry CMac, but that line about the gerbils set me off. And plus, the pic of you in those wrestling tights, toooo funny!
I'll be back later Afromabq, his was nothing!!!!!!! :)
I would expect nothing less from you!
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