Here is a list of fucked up ways that I would not want to die. I've given these some serious thought. Feel free to add yours!!!!
*Hang Gliding into an active volcano
*After surviving a boat sinking, getting chewed up by the rescue boat's propeller.
*Skydiving where the parachute works fine but you land off course into the Lion's den at the local zoo.
*Having my head explode from a Pop Rocks and Soda binge
*A Deadly snake crawling through the sewer line and attacking me while I am on the toilet.
*Drowning in an inflatable kiddie pool
*Slipping on a KY puddle after jerking off
*Beaten to death with a yo-yo
*Electrocuted while trying to get a stuck porn tape out of the VCR with a butter knife
Let's hear yours!!!!!
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I'm scared of falling down a well, getting stuck,, and slowly starving to death.
"Electrocuted while trying to get a stuck porn tape out of the VCR with a butter knife." Hahahahaha... at least then you'd die after doing something you like. LOL. And stop using the damn butter knives! :)
sliding down a long railing, building up some good speed.. and it turns into a razor blade.
i have had that fear all my life.
i also fear birds, but that is another issue altogether.
being burried alive
How about being lowered slowly into a giant vat of acid?
Wait, that was an episode of Days of Our Lives back in the early 1990's... still scary, though! :)
Wow these are raw. I guess I would have to say being tied up in an abandoned builing infested with rats.
Speaking of birds,my mother's friend's cousin had a bird and always attacked the husband and never her or the kids. One day he came home and the bird was loose.He went to lay down and fell asleep and that damn bird pecked and clawed the shit out of him. He got hurt pretty bad and the bird went bye,bye birdie.
Being Trampled and Eaten Alive by a pack of giant wildbeasts because Pumbaa and Timon didn't get to me in time!
For me - Getting trapped under an avalanche would suck! I knew there was a reason I sold my skiing equipment! :) See, I'm thinkin' all the time. LOL
Going on that horrible show "Fear Factor" and drowning in one of thos plastic tanks they LOCK you in filled with ice cold water because the damn scuba divers didn't get to me in time.
hahahaahahahah rachwell, a short bus!!!!!
The buried alive one sounds pretty damn bad.
Dying slowly of cancer would kinda blow goats too :)
The only thing I'm afraid of is dying SLOWLY, I wanna go quick and well ya know painless, like :)
Being shackled to a cliff and letting the buzzards limey my shlimeyssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
I imagine, for a guy, getting your thang caught in a griding machine would kinda be up there too :op
WE have been swimming at the Y everyday except the last two. It keeps me very sane to kick back while the fish swim. I can take a dip or just hang out.
The pool was closed for two days..one for throw up...one for poop. UGH!
Woman/Mommy goes to her death from Children running circles around her during long summer days...and withdrawls from the treadmill incline at the Y! This all because some Mommies couldn't keep sick kids home and swim diapers on their kids at the Pool!!!!!!!
Falling down a well in a rainstorm.
Darianj - awesome!
C-mac-gotta love the k-y!
PS: Pop Fizz, I too have a fear of birds, lets get together and talk about it ;)
What about falling into an outhouse toilet?
In bed with C-Mac
I know I'm a little late on the response here, but I thought of this morning while I was getting ready for work...
I would not want to die from drowning my mouthwash...Gargle just the wrong way and you're a goner!
these are the funniest comments i have heard in a long time.......i cannot stop laughing......tears are rolling down my face.
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