Tuesday, July 19, 2005

C-Mac Classic Phone Scam "Don't Answer the Phone"

As some of you know from previous posts, I was the master of the phone scam back in the day. I posted a few of my classic call schemes back about a month or so ago, here's another classic. A couple of you have heard this one already, for those of you who have not, enjoy!!


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I would get someone's name and address out of the phone book, call them, and ask for them by name. When they would come on the line I would tell them I was "Tony DeLorenzo from Bell Atlantic (now Verizon)" I would call them about 9Pm and tell them we were going to be doing some very high powered testing on the phone lines in their neighborhood between 10PM and Midnight. I would go on to tell them that if the phone rings in that two hour time frame DO NOT answer the phone because the person calling you would receive a EXTREMELY bad shock due to the voltage running through the lines. They would thank me for letting them know and promise not to answer the phone during those times. I would wait until about 10:15PM (in the time frame they were not supposed to answer the phone) and then call them. They would either forget or they were just curious to see what would happen. When they would answer I would Scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! like I was being electrocuted. You would hear them panic and go "Oh my God" and hurry to hang up the phone.......very funny to hear......people will believe anything!!!!

18 comments:

Heather said...

You are one hateful Cat......

But, it's funny.

Not as funny as panties though.

HA!

Vixen said...

No You Didn't!!! OMG...that is hysterical! Who would believe such a thing? I'm thinkin' Kate could use your assistance with her psycho neighbor! ;)

Miss_Vicki said...

ok, mister, you are blogging way too damn much, I can't keep up here! how do you think of like 4 a day!!! :op

Marie said...

Hahahahaha! That's insane and too funny. :)

Fred said...

Four posts in one day? Where can I get some of this Bliagra you're taking?

Great story. I love all the phone pranks on The Simpsons and Porky's. (Has anyone seen Mike ....?) Your pranks are starting to eclipse those.

Kerri Keberly said...

brilliant.

Charlie Mc said...

Fred, hahahaha :)

Heather, not hateful, I am just a punk! :)

Diane, people will believe anything!

storm, they were scared!!!

Miss vicki, I'll slow it down

Sharron, thanks for the nickname!

Fred, these pills are expensive!!

Marie, hot new pic!!!

Panther, maybe we are related!

WordWhiz said...

Man...you are clever! I'm impressed with your creativity. Remind me NEVER to give you my phone number!!

Hu Flung Pu said...

That's funny

Admin said...

What a hoot!

Dawn said...

HAHAHA!!! You are so mean!!! I love it:)

Charlie Mc said...

I may not go to Hell, but I'll be floating around a few thousand years before they open any gate up there for me!!!

Southern Sweetheart said...

I'm laughing my ass off at you! This is hilarious! I came across your blog via Marie's....I'll be back :)

Laurie said...

Reading that, I was thinking "Seriously, who would fall for that?"

Then I thought..."You know, *I* might fall for that."

Good one, CMac! :)

supplymadam said...

Great job Tony! When you're bad you're good!

Bridget Unnel said...

The classic ones are the best!

Jillian said...

Thats a great one!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha... what a little deliquent you were. :)