Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Things Guys Should Never Know

There are things in life a guy should never know, information that should be considered useless to a guy. Here are some things a guy should NEVER know:

Oprah's book of the month
Their Mom's bra size
The program that was on LIFETIME Network the previous night
All the Massengil scents
How many guys his sister has slept with
Who the guests were on yesterday's "The View" TV show
All the words to any Celine Dion song
All the player's names on any WNBA team
The Spice Girls real names
The names of all Dr. Phil's books
What night "The Bachelor" is on

What are some things YOU feel a guy should never know?????

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-MAC!!!!!!!!

Darcey said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY #1 FAN!!!

A guy should never know what his girlfriend tells her best friend about him. ;)

Bridget Unnel said...

A guy should never know what Clinique foundation is his skin tone.

Hu Flung Pu said...

Fathers should not know whether their daughters swallow or not......please let it be a boy, please let it be a boy!!!

Bridget Unnel said...

And I would prefer that most guys not know what it is like to parade around the beach in a Speedo "banana hammock", but sadly, that train seems to have left the station.

Jillian said...

Happy Birthday to you!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!
Happy Birthday dear C-Mac!!!
Happy birthday to you!!!!!

Serenity said...

Happy Birthday Charlie,
The movie "So I married an Axe murderer" comes to mind. I think a guy should know on a need to know basis. Ciao Bella

Heather said...

Happy Birthday!!!

I am completely useless today and I do not have a smart remark to add to this...

So sorry...

Hope everyone is having a better day than I am!

Panthergirl said...

Ok, birthday boy. In my book, NO ONE should know that stuff!!!

Now, come on over and see what kind of action you're getting in the Sims house.

http://adventuresincyberia.blogspot.com

The Diva ♥ said...

a guy shouldnt know that his future wife was a striper or a prostitute.

supplymadam said...

I say a guy should never know how good his wife's best friend is in bed! Or her grooming habits.

supplymadam said...

Oh Happy Birthday kid!

Charlie Mc said...

These are way too funny! Thnaks for the birthday wishes!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Charlie! I hope you have an awesome day. :)

Molly said...

Happy Birthday C-Mac, hope it is a good day!

Serenity said...

I can't tell you how EXCITED I am CHARLIE that you added me to your sidebar with out going into detail :)

Charlie Mc said...

Sunflower, your blog is great! I added you over the weekend!!! :)

Marie said...

Happy Birthday, Charlie! May you have another incredible year.

I'm still thinking about what guys should never know... lol

Charlie Mc said...

I eagerly await your answer Marie! :)

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

Happy B'day Charlie, have a good one!!

Christie E. Little said...

Happy Birthday Charlie! I'm loving your site btw.

Men should never know about a woman's waxing preference! It should be a mystery until he finds out in person!

Something still has to be a mystery!
XOXO
C

Charlie Mc said...

Everyone is too nice, thanks for all the birthday wishes!!!!! :)

Anonymous said...

That your ex-girlfriends mouth has been like the back of a chicken coop with all of those cocks running in and out of it!!!

Marie said...

Okay, I don't think guys should know *exactly* how many lovers your current lover has had before you. And they should NOT know the TV programming schedule for the Lifetime Movie Network.

Nicole said...

A guy should not know how incredibly horney, praying for a canoe, can't wait to get it hard because I need sex. So none of you guys read this. (Except Charlie)

Anonymous said...

Happy belated b-day Charlie. I'm always a day late and a dollar short - literally since my money is now in Vegas. :) A man should never know that his wife (or girlfriend) talks about how he is in bed. My friends and I have known each other since HS and share everything. If they knew, there'd be hell to pay.

Christie E. Little said...

Marie...for the record...that was my first thought! LOL..