Have any of you ever changed the lyrics of a popular song to make it dirty? For instance that Ashford and Simpson song "Solid" goes:
"Solid, Solid as a rock, that's what this love is"
I sing "Solid, solid as my cock"
OR
"M M M My Sharona"
We used to sing "M M M My Big Boner"
OR
"Turn the beat around"
We used to sing "Turn my meat around"
OK, come clean, what songs have you turned dirty? I'll think of some more......
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Sometime, while in the doggie style position I like to sing
"I like big butts and I can not lie.....these other brothers can't deny..."
Uh, no, but BABY KEEP SINGIN'! ;)
Bri is online wooohooo. Welcome welcome. Now we can get C-Mac childhood pictures. Wahahahahhahaaaaa
Very Naughty! I'm loving it though! I see you all over Marie's site, and I haven't been over. I'm here and I will soooo be back.
I do remember one from college to barry white with the word..shlong! Mmmmm maybe it will come to me.
XOXO
C
Amazingly enough this has never crossed my mind either...I sense a new past time for road trips
Ok...thought of one! You'd never think I was the mommy of three, but here it goes!
I know we sung this very drunk at some bar...
Hum Brick House...ok
It's a biiig Mouuuuth...she's sloppy sloppy just getting the whole thing down...
:) good huh! Ok Ok...well you need a drink!
hahahaha, Thoughts galore, good one!!!
I cant remeber the song but I think it was called Magic....but we always sang My Dick.....come on ya all know this one!!!! Help me out!!!! Brian start posting the baby pictures!!!!!!!
i got one. i dont rember the name of the band but the song went "hit me with your best shot and Fire away"
we use to say "hit me with your best shot and cum all the away.
instead of debbie, excuse me, DEBRAH gibson's i get lost in your eyes song, i used to say:
i get lost, in your thighs, and i feel my nature rise...
sung as if i were a man, of course. the dis is strictly dickly.
Little Duece Coupe~~~~~~~
Little Pink Dink!
I turned Faith Hill's "This Kiss" into "This Dick."
My favorite was the line where she said "All I wanted was a white knight With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse." I said "All I wanted was a white knight, with a good heart and hung like a horse."
This is stupid, but ya know the song from Flashdance? I was in 6th grade when that came out and I remember my cousin, who was in 5th grade at the time, used to sing "Take your pants off, and make it happen." Not all that dirty, but to a 6th grader it sure was.
We had to sing "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" in the fifth grade and did what any fifth grader would do and change it into "Shitty Shitty Bang Bang." The sad part is our teacher knew we were doing it because we all had huge shit-eating grins on our faces while we sang it, but he couldn't do anything about it because the words are too close to tell
Also, "Bad Moon Rising" you know the part..."There's a bathroom on the right..."
Oh there are SO MANY... one favorite as a pre-teen was "The Christmas Song"... "Chester's nuts roasting on an open fire....Jack Frost nipping at your tits..."
We thought that was the.most.hilarious thing we ever heard.
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