Have you noticed that people seem to get used to almost anything? Gas is closing in on $3.00 a gallon, yet people just keep buying SUV's and nobody seems to really give a shit. People just get used to or immune to certain things in their environment. Here are some things I could never get used to or get into. As always, I welcome your input!
Being kicked in the balls.
Watching "Dancing With the Stars"
Not jerking off.
Watching the Red Sox win championships.
Having gay sex with the Sugar v.
Banging Roseann Barr.
People talking about their hemorrhoids.
The smell of someone's body odor.
A woman who doesn't shave or trim her ______.
President George W. Bush's Policies.
Being incarcerated in the Oz prison.
Having a small dick.
Country Music/Line Dancing.
Doing the Macarena.
Observing a legless Ethiopian watch a donut roll down a hill.
Fat people on nude beaches.
Men in speedos.
Fat chicks in belly shirts.
Let's hear yours!!!!
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dude i SO agree w/ that last one.
and im comment #1 woo hoo!
Not being able to talk.
Not being a little bit snarky.
Having terminal insomnia (which really exists, and apparently it takes 3 years to die from it).
Being a contestant on Fear Factor (just because of the icky things they eat).
Letting a dog kiss me on the lips (a la the woman in There's Something About Mary).
Not watching college football.
Not drinking on occasion.
Perpetual morning breath.
Asparagus pee.
Having any of the 3 most sensitive areas on my body pierced.
I had asparagus pee last night...I ate a whoooooooooole bunch of them. It is nasty!!!!
Enough is enough! Stop picking on "Dancing with the Stars." I don't make fun of the crappy shows you watch. LOL.
I can't get used to:
- people who belch or pass gas in public with no apologies.
- annoying people who take/make cell phone calls in the movie theater.
- badly behaved kids who run amock while parents sit by idly watching.
- heavy metal rock; it just makes no sense to me.
- people who are covered from head to toe in tatoos and body piercings.
- people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.
- people who can't fucking make a turn (while driving) without taking an eternity.
I could go on and on. LOL.
I'll never get used to a blow job that stops before I say it should
I'll never get used to a "going down event" that stops before I say it should
I can't get used to or get into Watching Sumo Wrestling - Who wants to see two big fat ass men wearing a thong wrestle?
Steph and Hu!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha
Man Boobs!
the visual ass crack on a man or woman wearing jeans.
people who pick their nose.
bad breath.
stupid excuses from employees who call in sick.
the white filmy crap that forms in the corners of some peoples mouth.
people who use the word "like" as an adjective.
people who have bad manners and etiquette.
guys who constantly check to see if their wonder schlong ran away on them and have the need to re-position the treasure in front of you.
men and women who just decide to pee in public.
All of the above.
I could never get used to having smaller boobs. I know that sounds stupid, but after considering surgery (big boobs are passe now), I don't think I would get over them NOT being in my way...
Good ones Pu and Diane
I can never used to:
Picking up dog crap and dog puke
People writing checks in the supermarket
People bitching all the time
Doing the Chicken Dance
A man that doesn't trim
Chris Matthew's whining(I just had to)
I still like you diana!
working in the mall I see many of the ones that don't market their bodies correctly.
Just cause the pants only cover your 'woohoo' doen't mean you should wear them a size too small!
A lot of you seem to be picking on having small boobs. Well, breasts and nipples of all shapes and sizes can satisfy a hungry baby, or horny man ;)
do...do i...so do I
I think, Charlie, you are a very wise prophet, disguising himself as a cute dog loving blogger, with Yankee fan thrown in just so you have a fault :op, to advise your loyal subjects of things we need to know! ;op
Okay. First, Dancing with the Stars and now Nancy Grace. I think I feel a rumble starting... :)
Let's see:
* Bad drivers
* Men without manners
* Unruley children
* Not blogging everyday
Can we be sharks tomorrow?
Too funny! Okay, here's what I could never get used to:
- guys in speedos
- poor personal hygiene
- a guy with a small dick
- not being able to indulge in a cocktail
- not having chapstick or lip gloss
- constant rude behavior and bad manners
Two bush items in a row!
I could never get used to people who say:
"You go girl!"
and
"Don't even go there..."
and
"supposably"
and
"Wimbleton"
I could go on and on...
Let's see...
W is for Women. (yeah right)
I am all about masturbation and self gratification. Woo Hoo!
I am always bare down there.
I hate:
Rude people
Rude people who breed bratty kids
Men that are 2 pump chumps
I could go on and on....but you and your puppy make me happy and moist :)
people who invent words and use them...
examples:
conversate
inventorize
increasement
irregardless
just to name a few..
also, can we PLEASE not refer to Asians as ORIENTALS! That only counts in food and rugs!
-b
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