Monday, March 21, 2005

Is It Just Me????

Why has nobody realized that this is a very homosexual song…?

The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

WHAT STRAIGHT WARDEN IS THROWING A “PARTY????” WHAT GUYS ARE "SWINGING" TOGETHER?

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

LITTLE JOE WAS BLOWIN’, THAT’S ALL I NEED TO HEAR! THE “PURPLE GANG?????”

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me.
"Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

OK FOLKS, WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A CO-ED PRISON OR JAIL? #47 SAID TO #3 YOU’RE THE CUTEST JAILBIRD I EVER DID SEE????

The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

A MAN CRYING IN JAIL BECAUSE HE DID NOT HAVE A SODOMY, I MEAN DANCE PARTNER? WHAT ARE THEY USING THAT WOODEN CHAIR FOR????

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said,
"Nix nix,I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

WHAT KIND OF “KICKS” WERE THESE BOYS GETTING? NO ONE'S LOOKIN' NOW, OUR CHANCE TO MAKE A BREAK....HAHAHA THIS SONG IS VERY VERY GAY.

2 comments:

supplymadam said...

Wow never looked at it that way.Are those subliminal undertones?

Anonymous said...

It's just you!