What's up with these cereal mascots? Many of them have been around for years and years. Most of them have serious issues. Cap'n Crunch has his eyebrows on his hat. Ever notice that? White eyebrows on his big-ass blue hat. The Lucky Charms dude looks like Satan's child or a child molester at best. The Trix Rabbit, well we covered him a month or so ago on here. The dude cross-dresses for a bowl of cereal. He'd actually do anything for a bowl. He's like a crack-hoe for cereal. Tony the Tiger has a serious speech impediment. They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat my ass. Get some phonics Cd's. Then there's Toucan Sam. Follow my nose he says. He is useless. Flying around promoting Froot Loops in some enchanted forest. Snap, Crackle, and Pop, very homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that). They are not fooling anyone. They should just come out of the closet, I mean the box already. Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and BooBerry....not scaring anyone. That Sugar Snaps bear was pretty cool. I forget his name. He was somewhat normal. What about that VERY gay honey nut Cheerios bee? Talk about a flame. I'd love to spray his ass with a big can of Raid. There are so many, who am I forgetting?
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Hey C-Mac... How about the Dog from Cookie Crisps!!
I looooooved cookie crisps! Or was it the magician?? Didn't they think that the dog was teaching kids to steal? So they changed the mascot to the magician??..... Do they even make cookie crisps anymore?
They're all probably blazin' somewhere with Capt'n Crunch and Count Chocula!! hahaha
L-HA!!!!! You looooove cookie crisp shorty!
The Cookie Crisp Dog got his ride pimped and left town!!!!!
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