The Sugar V and I just had a quick chat about the developments in porn watching since the DVD. I seriously don't have any kind of porn collection. I may have like 2 VHS tapes and 2 DVDs that I borrowed from friends and never returned. I must say, the convenience of DVD as opposed to VHS when you need to "take care of businees" is amazing. The old way you were taking care of business with one hand and aiming the remote with the other fast forwarding or rewinding to the scene you wanted. It's funny seeing people bang at fast forward speed though. I always crack up. The tracking would get bad after a while and the picture would be jumping and you'd try to see what's going on in some kind of detail. Now, the clarity and the hands free option of the DVD is amazing. You pick the scene and spank away. Your hands are where they belong when the porn is on. No more fuss, no more mess.
I never had a porn collection because I was scared of dying tragically in a car accident and my Mom would be summoned to my house to gather all my belongings and stumble across the collection. There should be a spot on your driver's license for "first responder." This is a friend you put down who is first to be notified of your demise and who's job it is to go to your home and clean out the porn stash before family is notified of your death. I can see me laying on the side of the Southern State Parkway, bleeding to death, saying "get the porn!" Nice last words huh?
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Well then. Who woulda thunk? I don't have to worry about that but it is something to think about. Is there such a thing as a Porn Proxy?
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