They say that many porn stars get their stage (or bed) names from a funny source. Supposedly their first name is the name of their first pet and their last name is the name of the street you grew up on. In that case I'd be Pete Hyman. What would you be? Pete Hyman, almost comical.
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical. All the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully watching me. But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical. There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
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5 comments:
Mine would be Cicco Harvard
I would be Gwen Peck
I'd be "Candy Maple"? Not a good porn name for a guy!
I would be Elsa Walton. Now there's a good one!
Did SugarV grow up on Harvard St in Massapequa?
Mine would be Tulip Drive. I guess you could call me Two-Lip Drive though!
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