A Few Tricks Up My Sleeve

President Bush, it's been almost a year since you won the election. You are safe now, so please tell us....what the hell was that thing on your back during the debate last fall?


Come Clean Already! 

I wish the media would stop calling something "the perfect storm" when two bad things happen at the same time. Sometimes it's just crap happening at the same time as other crap. Let's go back to what we used to call it before George Clooney's epic struggle to catch tuna in the movies: Shit Happens.


The Perfect Cliche 

Camera phones have been out a few years now and people still have to show you it like it's something fabulous. Great, now the annoying camera buff and the annoying cell phone prick can merge as one guy. If one of these pricks can figure out how to make his camera phone play country music real loud, we can call it "the perfect storm" of assholes.

Lynndie England should not be sentenced to jail.


Citizen of the Month 

She should be photographed naked performing sex acts, stacked in a pile of other naked people, and stripped of her dignity. Oh shit, we already have that here in America, it's called "The Real World" on MTV.

Have a great Thursday!!!!!