A Soft Drink Indeed..........
There's no such thing as "flavored water." There's a whole aisle of this stuff in the supermarket. Water, without the watery taste they say. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt, there's your flavored water.
I saw an ad for a Christmas movie already. Can't they wait until at least after Halloween? Enough with the Holiday crap already. By the time the Holidays come, we are exhausted from it all. Give us a few more stress free weeks before the hellish "Season of Peace" begins. If I wanted to hear about Jesus 365 days per year, I would have voted for Bush.
Enough with the erectile dysfunction ads too. These were intended for men with real medical conditions, not as Love Potion #9. If you have trouble getting it up for your wife, try the natural method, close your eyes and pretend she's the babysitter.(hahaha, I just had to)
Have a great Wednesday!!!!!!!! :)
20 comments:
That Fruit 2o stuff is good; I consider soda and carbonated things soft drinks....and please tell me you didnt just tell people who can't get it up to pull a "Jude Law" on their gurlfriend!!! hahahha - YOU KNOW I'M PLAYEN!
Cialis........36 hours of uninhibited fun.......
erectile dysfunction.....that always cracks me up!!! Do women get clitorial dysfunction?! HA HA HA HA
So I take it you won't be wrapping the house in saran wrap then, eh, Charlie? Flu shmoo I say! (Hey, whatever happened to The Shmoo? Remember him?)
Schmooooooooooooooooo!!!!! He rocked!!!!!!!!!
"If I wanted to hear about Jesus 365 days per year, I would have voted for Bush."
You're too funny Charlie.
And you are so right about the flavored water crap. Yuck.
Flavored water just doesn't taste right to me, at least in most cases. I like the occasional Propel (Gatorade has too much sugar, and hello? I'm not a Florida fan), but if I want my water to taste like something other than water, I'll just add a lemon wedge to it. Like ya do.
You are amazing. I hate the pushing of Christmas and that GW always preaching religion. Okay I have to go there's a mysterious Asian disease knocking at my door.
Just stumbled across your blog and thought it was great! :)
lol. you crack me up!
Clitoral dysfunction. Bridget is gooooood.
Flavored water is getting out of control... But I reeeeeally like Charlie's idea with the scotch. I vote for that.
No. I am NOT ready for Christmas! I still haven't picked out a Halloween costume!
Whoa Charlie...I'm usually right with you on your posts, but the J.C comment really zinged me. Hey freedom to blog whatever though !: )
awwww, Becky, it's all in good humor! :)
I still love you and want to cyber marry you Charlie. :)
hahahaha Becky! I love you too! :)
I agree with you on the media trying to scare us with all these diseases etc.
I Love Hump Day!!!
talk more about hump day Charlie
Yup Christmas Movie adds AND they are already decorating the stores with Christmas stuff at my local mall! Crazy!
They can't sell YOUR kind of flavored water to anyone under 21, though, so we're given this as a choice. I'll take your flavored water any day!
You 4, them 0. Right on!
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