Tuesdays Have No "Feel"

Tuesday has no feel at all. Every other day of the week has it's own feel. I suppose that's why places have "two-fer" Tuesdays....to compensate for the lack of feeling a Tuesday has. That's the only identity Tuesdays have, an extra Taco and a fast food place, and an extra "Stones" song played in a row on the radio.

So, I drive up to an ATM today, and there is braille on each button. Who the fuck is driving up to the ATM blind? Is it safe to say nobody's using that braille?

Ever go to an amusement park? Why are there HUNDREDS of handicapped spots? Have you ever seen someone get out of a wheelchair and go on "Rolling Thunder?" It's overkill.

Who really orders nachos at the movies? What heppened to the standard popcorn and coke? Have you seen what's on these movie theater menus?


One popcorn, one coke, one london broil, a corn on the cob, an some jujubees 

Burgers, hot dogs, pretzels, nachos, 10 kinds of ice cream, candy, corn dogs, you name it. What's next, London Broil? I always seem to get the fucko with the exotic food sitting next to me which stinks up the entire section.

I wonder how many people are at work right now, at the job they dreamed about doing as a kid. What would you say, 3 out of 10 are working at their dream jobs? What the heck are the rest of us doing?

I saw a news report that someone put a bomb in a Starbucks bathroom in San Francisco. What did this bomber feel he/she would accomplish by blowing up a Starbucks? Gee, now there will be only 1,257,890,198 Starbucks remaining. Someone found the bomb before it went off and the bomb squad diffused it. It's gotta suck to fail at blowing something up, killing yourself, or something of that nature.

There's nothing better than coming home from a long day at work and having a dog go crazy to see you, other than Christina Aguilera naked with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansen in the process of stripping. Bruce went wild yesterday when I came home, jumping, kissing, and howling......he rocks.

Very random today! Have a great Tuesday. A shout out to AMES! Don't check my grammar punk!