Happy Video Friday! Since I spoke so much about my love for NY, Long Beach, and the NYC skyline earlier in the week, I thought this was a perfect tune. Billy Joel kicked off his 3 week long concert marathon last night at NYC's Madison Square Garden. He may not sound as great as he used to, but we all still love him! I am excited about this weekend, dinner and a little jazz in NYC Saturday Night, the Superbowl on Sunday.....not a bad weekend ahead. I hope you all enjoy it as well.
Enjoy Mr. Joel's "live" version of "New York State of Mind." It's a great tune and a great way to take us into the weekend on a good "note."
Friday, February 03, 2006
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Groundhogs and the State of C-Mac's Union
Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!
Noooooooooo, not that Groundhog Day!
THIS Groundhog Day!
A Simple Strategy.....
Kind of a weird "holiday" huh? Did he see his shadow, did he not see his shadow? That is the question each year. The "official" groundhog is in PA, but it seems that all the TV stations have their own version of what the little fucker did or did not see. Simple solution for those of us who hate winter and don't want six more weeks of cold, drop a manhole cover over over that little fucko's hole so even if he DOES see his shadow, he has nowhere to run, spring will be here in a week, problem solved. Damn, I don't see Groundhog Day on my company's list of paid holidays...fuckos.
And now....THE STATE OF C-MAC'S UNION 2006
Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages, the State of C-Mac is strong!!!!
Employment: Although it has been a bit overwhelming and I have a ton to accomplish, I am better off than I was one year ago in the employment department. More money, less drama, balanced out by more work. I'd take right now over a year ago in a flash!
Love/Relationships: 1,000,000 times better than the drama going on last year at this time, enough said.
Economy: C-Mac's economy, although not in full gear, is doing better than it was at this time last year. The new job coupled by the side business has helped jump start my economy for 2006.
Domestic Issues: Still in the same home, with the same pain in my ass (haha) but Bruce has added a great deal of happiness to the home. Definitely an area I will be looking to make some changes in this year.
Physical Well Being- Probably the same weight I was at this time last year. Still have a few extra winter pounds to shed before beach season, not an issue at all. Running season kicks off very soon. Half Marathon in May? It just may happen!
Mental Well Being: A lot more "stress" at work based just on work related issues, but NO drama. Last year at this time drama at work and in my personal life had me on the ropes mentally. Much better now. Most of the people who caused it are long gone...
Demeanor- A bit more irritated 9-5 Monday thru Friday for now, but much happier in my leisure time thanks to a few people, you know who you are!!!
Outlook- MUCH more optimistic about the year ahead than I was last year. When you believe, you make it happen.
What's the state of YOUR Union? Have a great Thursday!
Noooooooooo, not that Groundhog Day!
THIS Groundhog Day!
A Simple Strategy.....
Kind of a weird "holiday" huh? Did he see his shadow, did he not see his shadow? That is the question each year. The "official" groundhog is in PA, but it seems that all the TV stations have their own version of what the little fucker did or did not see. Simple solution for those of us who hate winter and don't want six more weeks of cold, drop a manhole cover over over that little fucko's hole so even if he DOES see his shadow, he has nowhere to run, spring will be here in a week, problem solved. Damn, I don't see Groundhog Day on my company's list of paid holidays...fuckos.
And now....THE STATE OF C-MAC'S UNION 2006
Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages, the State of C-Mac is strong!!!!
Employment: Although it has been a bit overwhelming and I have a ton to accomplish, I am better off than I was one year ago in the employment department. More money, less drama, balanced out by more work. I'd take right now over a year ago in a flash!
Love/Relationships: 1,000,000 times better than the drama going on last year at this time, enough said.
Economy: C-Mac's economy, although not in full gear, is doing better than it was at this time last year. The new job coupled by the side business has helped jump start my economy for 2006.
Domestic Issues: Still in the same home, with the same pain in my ass (haha) but Bruce has added a great deal of happiness to the home. Definitely an area I will be looking to make some changes in this year.
Physical Well Being- Probably the same weight I was at this time last year. Still have a few extra winter pounds to shed before beach season, not an issue at all. Running season kicks off very soon. Half Marathon in May? It just may happen!
Mental Well Being: A lot more "stress" at work based just on work related issues, but NO drama. Last year at this time drama at work and in my personal life had me on the ropes mentally. Much better now. Most of the people who caused it are long gone...
Demeanor- A bit more irritated 9-5 Monday thru Friday for now, but much happier in my leisure time thanks to a few people, you know who you are!!!
Outlook- MUCH more optimistic about the year ahead than I was last year. When you believe, you make it happen.
What's the state of YOUR Union? Have a great Thursday!
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
We Deserve Some Extras......
Happy Wednesday to all! January flew by, huh?
Exxon Mobil Corp. has posted record profits for any U.S. company - $10.71 billion for the fourth quarter and $36.13 billion for the year - as the world's biggest publicly traded oil company benefited from high oil and natural-gas prices and solid demand for refined products.
This makes me furious! Our paychecks are being squeezed to the last drop and these fuckos are making a killing by gouging us. It's safe to say that the price at the pump is not going to be lowered anytime soon. With that being said, I came up with a few value added services the oil companies can provide for all of us at the service station each time we fill up. I fully intend on sending these ideas to Exxon-Mobil:
1) Peel my fruit. If I have an orange or an apple in my lunch bag, a service station employee should wash their hands and peel my fruit while the gas is pumping.
2) A cold or hot beverage, depending on the season. While the gas is pumping a drink server should come around and pass out beverages of choice.
3) A Happy Ending. A hot (female, nice try Sugar V) gas station attendant should take me in the "happy ending" booth and jerk me off while the gas is pumping. For women, a hot man should play with them as well. They should hire a staff of hot women and men to do just this.
Give Me A Happy Ending!
4) A quick car wash. Nothing fancy, just get some clean rags and wipe down the vehicle and make it shine a bit. If there is time, shake out my floor mats and throw out any trash.
5) A quick shoe shine. Hell, I am on my way to work and I want to look good. Bust out that black polish and get crackin' fucko!
6) Snacks. With the fuel pries as high as they are, would it kill them to pass out packs of cookies, pretzels, candies, or other treats?
7) A TV at each pump. I want to catch up on news and sports highlights while I am fueling up, get some LCD screens at each pump and hand me the remote.
8) Free stamps. We all have a bill, a letter, or something of that nature in our car that we have to mail. Let these fuckos lick a stamp and get that shit mailed for us.
9) A massage. A nice quick massage would be perfect. Have some hot gas beoch sit in my backseat and massage my shoulders while the gas is pumping.
10) A human "punching bag." Someone we can yell and scream at, curse out, and abuse if we had a bad day. We'd all get home in a great mood at the expense of that fucko.
What would you like included with your fill-up? And by the way was that speech "The State of Iraq's Union" or the State of OUR Union? What a jackass.
Exxon Mobil Corp. has posted record profits for any U.S. company - $10.71 billion for the fourth quarter and $36.13 billion for the year - as the world's biggest publicly traded oil company benefited from high oil and natural-gas prices and solid demand for refined products.
This makes me furious! Our paychecks are being squeezed to the last drop and these fuckos are making a killing by gouging us. It's safe to say that the price at the pump is not going to be lowered anytime soon. With that being said, I came up with a few value added services the oil companies can provide for all of us at the service station each time we fill up. I fully intend on sending these ideas to Exxon-Mobil:
1) Peel my fruit. If I have an orange or an apple in my lunch bag, a service station employee should wash their hands and peel my fruit while the gas is pumping.
2) A cold or hot beverage, depending on the season. While the gas is pumping a drink server should come around and pass out beverages of choice.
3) A Happy Ending. A hot (female, nice try Sugar V) gas station attendant should take me in the "happy ending" booth and jerk me off while the gas is pumping. For women, a hot man should play with them as well. They should hire a staff of hot women and men to do just this.
Give Me A Happy Ending!
4) A quick car wash. Nothing fancy, just get some clean rags and wipe down the vehicle and make it shine a bit. If there is time, shake out my floor mats and throw out any trash.
5) A quick shoe shine. Hell, I am on my way to work and I want to look good. Bust out that black polish and get crackin' fucko!
6) Snacks. With the fuel pries as high as they are, would it kill them to pass out packs of cookies, pretzels, candies, or other treats?
7) A TV at each pump. I want to catch up on news and sports highlights while I am fueling up, get some LCD screens at each pump and hand me the remote.
8) Free stamps. We all have a bill, a letter, or something of that nature in our car that we have to mail. Let these fuckos lick a stamp and get that shit mailed for us.
9) A massage. A nice quick massage would be perfect. Have some hot gas beoch sit in my backseat and massage my shoulders while the gas is pumping.
10) A human "punching bag." Someone we can yell and scream at, curse out, and abuse if we had a bad day. We'd all get home in a great mood at the expense of that fucko.
What would you like included with your fill-up? And by the way was that speech "The State of Iraq's Union" or the State of OUR Union? What a jackass.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
The City By the Sea
I wasn't born or raised here in Long Beach, NY but I can definitely say I "grew up" here. Throughout my six years here, I've experienced highs in life that I never thought I'd come down from and I've experienced lows that I never thought I'd climb out of. For that reason, this town has beome a part of me, a part of who I am. Long Beach is me.
I started visiting Long Beach back in very early 2000. Before then, I had only been here a few times and I did not know too much about Long Beach. After a few short months I got attached to all the great things here and I packed up and moved here. It was definitely the beginning of a whole new period in my life.
I'm Never Really "Bored" at This Beach
On any given day, just driving around this town brings back so many memories, some amazing, some horrible. Around each corner there is a memory waiting. It's funny because I had great events as well as bad events happen to me when I lived elsewhere, but I've connected and leaned on this town each time things got bad and I've shared my joy with it as well...something I've never really felt about any other place, even the town I was born and raised in, the town I spent the first 19 years of my life in.
I think about the boardwalk, that 2.2 mile stretch of boards that runs parallel to the beach and the ocean. I think about how many amazing races and personal runs I've had up there. I also think of the bad runs and the physical struggles I've experienced up there. I think about how many times I've gone there to just take in the beauty of the beach when I was happy, and how many times I went there to collect my thoughts and reach out to it to get me through my personal crisis and struggles. The boardwalk has always been the symbol of Long Beach for me. I've left so many of my thoughts, my joys, my pains, my struggles, my laughs, my inspirations on that 2.2 mile stretch. Each time I go up there, the "spirits" of people that have come in and out of my life appear. Joyce, Maureen, Alex, Kelly, Melissa, Doug, Allison, Laurie, Randa, and so many others, I feel all of you there each time I am up there, so many memories for such a short stretch of land.
I think about the joy of running out of a bar (Sutton Place) on a mild October night in 2003 screaming in the streets as Aaron Boone's home run sailed into the left field stands of Yankee Stadium eliminating the Red Sox from the playoffs. I also remember the pain of that brisk October night in 2004 as Johnny Damon's grand slam sailed into the right field stands at Yankee Stadium sealing the Yankee's fate and the sadness I felt taking down the Yankee banners I had hanging off my deck.
I recall the great memories with some of the great people I've dated while I have lived here, yet I still recall the pain from the ones who took my heart and ripped it out of my chest....taking a part of me away forever.
I think about leaving the job I held for 5 years, a job I started before my Long Beach days, the same job I had the first two years of my time in Long Beach. I think of my two years in "the forest" and the people I met there who have enriched my life in so many ways, and the people I am getting to know now at the "new" job. They are all a part of my journey, my adventure, my story here at the beach.
I recall the hot summer of 2005, and the cool and rainy summer of 2004. The drunken summer of 2003 and the sober summer of 2005. The early days when it took me an hour to run a full boardwalk (back and forth 4.4miles) and the days when I could run it in 30 minutes without breaking a sweat. I think of the people I've shared a home with in my six years here, some great, some a pain in my ass.
I think back and laugh at the 3 "CMACAPALOOZA" parties I've held while I've been here at the beach, not to mention so many other parties. Sure, the "CMACAPALOOZA's" have mellowed a bit with each year, but they are always a great event. "CMACAPALOOZA 4" will have to kick it old school this year and get things back to the days of CMACAPALOOZA 1, it's not a party without police showing up! From frozen chicken bowling, to oven mitt Michael Jackson, to the Humpty Dance on the roof, to round after round of beer pong, the memories of those crazy times always make me smile.
Long Beach, the city by the sea, really has been a tale of two cities for me. But, no matter what was happening in my life, this town has never let me down. It has been there for me in times of trouble and in times of happiness. We all have a day where we feel nobody is in our corner, when it's us against the world. I've never had a day like that here in Long Beach because I always knew this town was waiting with open arms to celebrate my triumphs with me and comfort me in my defeats. Since 2000, people have come in and out of my life, but the city by the sea has always been a constant. It does not judge me for my shortcomings, ask anything unrealistic of me, get pissed at me if I don't kiss its ass, or give me any drama. Clearly, there have been two parts to my life, the time in Long Beach and the time before. I've grown into who I am today while I've been here.
I suppose the "child" or the Charlie before I "grew up", is out and about somewhere here in town, roaming the boardwalk or the streets.....giggling and acting silly without a care in the world...naive and innocent.......the way things used to be. I have an idea as to what was going through the mind of the person who wrote this song......
I started visiting Long Beach back in very early 2000. Before then, I had only been here a few times and I did not know too much about Long Beach. After a few short months I got attached to all the great things here and I packed up and moved here. It was definitely the beginning of a whole new period in my life.
I'm Never Really "Bored" at This Beach
On any given day, just driving around this town brings back so many memories, some amazing, some horrible. Around each corner there is a memory waiting. It's funny because I had great events as well as bad events happen to me when I lived elsewhere, but I've connected and leaned on this town each time things got bad and I've shared my joy with it as well...something I've never really felt about any other place, even the town I was born and raised in, the town I spent the first 19 years of my life in.
I think about the boardwalk, that 2.2 mile stretch of boards that runs parallel to the beach and the ocean. I think about how many amazing races and personal runs I've had up there. I also think of the bad runs and the physical struggles I've experienced up there. I think about how many times I've gone there to just take in the beauty of the beach when I was happy, and how many times I went there to collect my thoughts and reach out to it to get me through my personal crisis and struggles. The boardwalk has always been the symbol of Long Beach for me. I've left so many of my thoughts, my joys, my pains, my struggles, my laughs, my inspirations on that 2.2 mile stretch. Each time I go up there, the "spirits" of people that have come in and out of my life appear. Joyce, Maureen, Alex, Kelly, Melissa, Doug, Allison, Laurie, Randa, and so many others, I feel all of you there each time I am up there, so many memories for such a short stretch of land.
I think about the joy of running out of a bar (Sutton Place) on a mild October night in 2003 screaming in the streets as Aaron Boone's home run sailed into the left field stands of Yankee Stadium eliminating the Red Sox from the playoffs. I also remember the pain of that brisk October night in 2004 as Johnny Damon's grand slam sailed into the right field stands at Yankee Stadium sealing the Yankee's fate and the sadness I felt taking down the Yankee banners I had hanging off my deck.
I recall the great memories with some of the great people I've dated while I have lived here, yet I still recall the pain from the ones who took my heart and ripped it out of my chest....taking a part of me away forever.
I think about leaving the job I held for 5 years, a job I started before my Long Beach days, the same job I had the first two years of my time in Long Beach. I think of my two years in "the forest" and the people I met there who have enriched my life in so many ways, and the people I am getting to know now at the "new" job. They are all a part of my journey, my adventure, my story here at the beach.
I recall the hot summer of 2005, and the cool and rainy summer of 2004. The drunken summer of 2003 and the sober summer of 2005. The early days when it took me an hour to run a full boardwalk (back and forth 4.4miles) and the days when I could run it in 30 minutes without breaking a sweat. I think of the people I've shared a home with in my six years here, some great, some a pain in my ass.
I think back and laugh at the 3 "CMACAPALOOZA" parties I've held while I've been here at the beach, not to mention so many other parties. Sure, the "CMACAPALOOZA's" have mellowed a bit with each year, but they are always a great event. "CMACAPALOOZA 4" will have to kick it old school this year and get things back to the days of CMACAPALOOZA 1, it's not a party without police showing up! From frozen chicken bowling, to oven mitt Michael Jackson, to the Humpty Dance on the roof, to round after round of beer pong, the memories of those crazy times always make me smile.
Long Beach, the city by the sea, really has been a tale of two cities for me. But, no matter what was happening in my life, this town has never let me down. It has been there for me in times of trouble and in times of happiness. We all have a day where we feel nobody is in our corner, when it's us against the world. I've never had a day like that here in Long Beach because I always knew this town was waiting with open arms to celebrate my triumphs with me and comfort me in my defeats. Since 2000, people have come in and out of my life, but the city by the sea has always been a constant. It does not judge me for my shortcomings, ask anything unrealistic of me, get pissed at me if I don't kiss its ass, or give me any drama. Clearly, there have been two parts to my life, the time in Long Beach and the time before. I've grown into who I am today while I've been here.
I suppose the "child" or the Charlie before I "grew up", is out and about somewhere here in town, roaming the boardwalk or the streets.....giggling and acting silly without a care in the world...naive and innocent.......the way things used to be. I have an idea as to what was going through the mind of the person who wrote this song......
Monday, January 30, 2006
Hooked on a Feeling......
Happy Monday to all! I don't think anyone loves the feel of a Monday. I know I don't. But, there are so many things in life that make up for the awful feel of a Monday. I decided to make a list of things that make me feel great, things that give me the feelings I get "hooked on."
1) The NYC skyline. I am a native New Yorker, but I never ever get tired of looking at the NYC skyline. There's nothing like coming back from a road trip out of state and approaching New York and observing that majectic skyline from a distance. Each night, when I drive home from work and head across the bridge into Long Beach, as I look west, I can see the NYC skyline on the horizon and it always makes me smile. Sure, NY is stressful and a pain in the ass at times, but there is such a pride associated with being a New Yorker, that skyline truly brings out that pride.
Always a great sight......
2) Driving in my car and having a song that I love come on the radio. Come on, we've all been there, singing at the top of our lungs, banging the steering wheel like a drum, looking down at the speedometer and realize you are doing 80 when you thought you were driving at 50. It's a rush.
3) Cooking/entertaining. I love cooking and having my friends or family come over to enjoy a nice meal. Whether it be a small gathering or a huge party, I enjoy hosting and having people over my home to enjoy themselves.
4) Making people laugh. We all have our own issues to deal with daily. Whether it be family drama, relationship issues, work problems, life is never perfect. I enjoy telling a joke or two and making someone forget their problems, even if it's only for a few minutes. I appreciate when someone does that for me as well.
5) Seeing my dog's face and reaction when I come home from work or being out. When I open my front door and look up the stairs to see Bruce's tail wagging 100MPH, it is just unreal. He then starts jumping on me, following me everywhere and running to his toy box to pull out a bunch of toys to ask me to play. No matter the day, Bruce's love and reaction is genuine.
6) Falling in love. Probably THE best feeling in the world. Getting to know someone, taking things at a nice pace, really connecting with someone, it does not get any better. It goes beyond "the butterflies" for me. It's the comfortable feeling and connection you have with someone way beyond the "new" feel of the relationship.
7) Great conversation. Whether it be with a love interest, a co-worker, a friend, a family member, or a stranger on the train, a conversation that evokes thought and allows me to see a different perspective on an issue or about life is an amazing feeling. I am not one for small talk, give me a good, deep conversation anyday.
8) Wearing a new outfit for the first time. Great huh? You go shopping and find some great new clothes, tell me wearing them out the first time isn't a great feeling?
9) Going to the movies and seeing a movie that just stays with me well after watching it. There's nothing like being captivated by a movie for two hours or so only to sit there in the seat for a few minutes after it ends really absorbing it all and then really thinking about the message you got from the movie all the way home and beyond.
10) Running. Although it can be trying at times, there's nothing like the feeling during a great run. The music in my ears, the people out and about on the boardwalk, the sweat dripping down, and the feeling of invincibility. The best part of the run, the feeling about an hour later, cleansed, energized, and clear minded.
11) Writing. When I have an idea or a story to tell and can put it into words for others to read and enjoy, it's a great feeling. The best is when I write something you all can relate to or a story that really hits home with you all.
12) The "pre-game" warmup. Before a night out with friends, the moderate drinking ritual while I get ready. Drinks, loud music, getting dressed, and getting ready to take on the town. A great feeling indeed.
13) Sex. An obvious one huh? Not really. I am not talking about sex just for the sake of it. I am talking about sex when you are REALLY into a person, when you feel comfortable with them, when they really know your body and you theirs. When there is passion, a conncetion both mentally and physically...truly addicting.
14) A deep and restful sleep. When you can fall asleep with a clear mind, knowing you don't have to get up early the next day and you are just at peace with yourself and the world around you.
15) Finishing a very long blog.......enough said!!!!! :)
Have a great day everyone!
1) The NYC skyline. I am a native New Yorker, but I never ever get tired of looking at the NYC skyline. There's nothing like coming back from a road trip out of state and approaching New York and observing that majectic skyline from a distance. Each night, when I drive home from work and head across the bridge into Long Beach, as I look west, I can see the NYC skyline on the horizon and it always makes me smile. Sure, NY is stressful and a pain in the ass at times, but there is such a pride associated with being a New Yorker, that skyline truly brings out that pride.
Always a great sight......
2) Driving in my car and having a song that I love come on the radio. Come on, we've all been there, singing at the top of our lungs, banging the steering wheel like a drum, looking down at the speedometer and realize you are doing 80 when you thought you were driving at 50. It's a rush.
3) Cooking/entertaining. I love cooking and having my friends or family come over to enjoy a nice meal. Whether it be a small gathering or a huge party, I enjoy hosting and having people over my home to enjoy themselves.
4) Making people laugh. We all have our own issues to deal with daily. Whether it be family drama, relationship issues, work problems, life is never perfect. I enjoy telling a joke or two and making someone forget their problems, even if it's only for a few minutes. I appreciate when someone does that for me as well.
5) Seeing my dog's face and reaction when I come home from work or being out. When I open my front door and look up the stairs to see Bruce's tail wagging 100MPH, it is just unreal. He then starts jumping on me, following me everywhere and running to his toy box to pull out a bunch of toys to ask me to play. No matter the day, Bruce's love and reaction is genuine.
6) Falling in love. Probably THE best feeling in the world. Getting to know someone, taking things at a nice pace, really connecting with someone, it does not get any better. It goes beyond "the butterflies" for me. It's the comfortable feeling and connection you have with someone way beyond the "new" feel of the relationship.
7) Great conversation. Whether it be with a love interest, a co-worker, a friend, a family member, or a stranger on the train, a conversation that evokes thought and allows me to see a different perspective on an issue or about life is an amazing feeling. I am not one for small talk, give me a good, deep conversation anyday.
8) Wearing a new outfit for the first time. Great huh? You go shopping and find some great new clothes, tell me wearing them out the first time isn't a great feeling?
9) Going to the movies and seeing a movie that just stays with me well after watching it. There's nothing like being captivated by a movie for two hours or so only to sit there in the seat for a few minutes after it ends really absorbing it all and then really thinking about the message you got from the movie all the way home and beyond.
10) Running. Although it can be trying at times, there's nothing like the feeling during a great run. The music in my ears, the people out and about on the boardwalk, the sweat dripping down, and the feeling of invincibility. The best part of the run, the feeling about an hour later, cleansed, energized, and clear minded.
11) Writing. When I have an idea or a story to tell and can put it into words for others to read and enjoy, it's a great feeling. The best is when I write something you all can relate to or a story that really hits home with you all.
12) The "pre-game" warmup. Before a night out with friends, the moderate drinking ritual while I get ready. Drinks, loud music, getting dressed, and getting ready to take on the town. A great feeling indeed.
13) Sex. An obvious one huh? Not really. I am not talking about sex just for the sake of it. I am talking about sex when you are REALLY into a person, when you feel comfortable with them, when they really know your body and you theirs. When there is passion, a conncetion both mentally and physically...truly addicting.
14) A deep and restful sleep. When you can fall asleep with a clear mind, knowing you don't have to get up early the next day and you are just at peace with yourself and the world around you.
15) Finishing a very long blog.......enough said!!!!! :)
Have a great day everyone!
Saturday, January 28, 2006
On All 4's........
Hahahaha, now that I have your attention, here is a "Tag" or a "Meme" that I recently saw. I figured I'd do it:
Four Jobs I have had:
1) Sold sneakers at a sporting goods store (in high school)
2) Operations manager for a large retail company
3) Senior Buyer for a Technology Firm
4) Buyer at a pharmaceutical company
Four Movies I could watch over and over:
1) Goodfellas
2) Shawshank Redemption
3) Scent of a Woman
4) A Bronx Tale
Four Places I have lived:
1) West Islip, NY
2) Deer Park, NY
3) Astoria, Queens NY
4) Long Beach, NY
Four TV shows I love to watch:
1) Curb Your Enthusiasm
2) The Sopranos
3) The Apprentice
4) The Office
Four places I have been on vacation: (I'll list my most fun)
1) Kennebunkport, Maine
2) Martha's Vineyard, MA
3) Miami, Florida
4) Myrtle Beach, SC
Four blogs I visit daily: (even though I don't have time to comment much)
1) Heatherly
2) Sincerely Kate
3) Sugarcubes
4) Scorpio
*there are more, but it just asked for four!!!
Four favorite foods:
1) Pasta with homemade tomato sauce
2) Pizza
3) Cool Ranch Doritos
4) Anything Chocolate
Four Places I would Rather Be: (than I am this second?)
1) The Florida Keys
2) Aruba
3) On a stage making an audience laugh
4) Snuggled in bed with someone I love
Four Vehicles I have owned:
1989 Dodge Shadow (my first car/new car)
1992 Honda Accord
1997 Geo Tracker
1998 Mistubishi Mirage
(there are more, but these are the most memorable and fun)
Four Bands/Musical Artists I Love:
1) Bruce Springsteen
2) Billy Joel
3) Van Halen (w/David Lee Roth)
4) Tom Petty
Four People (non-family) that I can always depend on:
1) Sugar V
2) Tatiana
3) Rich
4) Hilda
Four Favorite Restaurants:
1) Becco, NYC
2) Vincent's, NYC
3) Cafe Grappa, E. Meadow, NY
4) Billy's Beach Cafe, Long Beach NY
Four Things I Love About Spring:
1) End of the COLD
2) Start of Baseball
3) The start of running OUTSIDE again
4) Easter Candy
Four Things I Love About Summer:
1) Sunsets at 9pm
2) THE BEACH!
3) Outdoor parties/bbq's
4) Cruising with the windows down
Four Things I Love About Autumn:
1) World Series
2) The foliage
3) Wine country/pumpkin picking here on Long Island
4) Hockey starts!
Four Things I Love About Winter:
1) You can be lazy at home without feeling like you are missing something
2) Cooking
3) Christmas Eve
4) New Years, a chance to start all over again!
Hope you enjoyed!
Four Jobs I have had:
1) Sold sneakers at a sporting goods store (in high school)
2) Operations manager for a large retail company
3) Senior Buyer for a Technology Firm
4) Buyer at a pharmaceutical company
Four Movies I could watch over and over:
1) Goodfellas
2) Shawshank Redemption
3) Scent of a Woman
4) A Bronx Tale
Four Places I have lived:
1) West Islip, NY
2) Deer Park, NY
3) Astoria, Queens NY
4) Long Beach, NY
Four TV shows I love to watch:
1) Curb Your Enthusiasm
2) The Sopranos
3) The Apprentice
4) The Office
Four places I have been on vacation: (I'll list my most fun)
1) Kennebunkport, Maine
2) Martha's Vineyard, MA
3) Miami, Florida
4) Myrtle Beach, SC
Four blogs I visit daily: (even though I don't have time to comment much)
1) Heatherly
2) Sincerely Kate
3) Sugarcubes
4) Scorpio
*there are more, but it just asked for four!!!
Four favorite foods:
1) Pasta with homemade tomato sauce
2) Pizza
3) Cool Ranch Doritos
4) Anything Chocolate
Four Places I would Rather Be: (than I am this second?)
1) The Florida Keys
2) Aruba
3) On a stage making an audience laugh
4) Snuggled in bed with someone I love
Four Vehicles I have owned:
1989 Dodge Shadow (my first car/new car)
1992 Honda Accord
1997 Geo Tracker
1998 Mistubishi Mirage
(there are more, but these are the most memorable and fun)
Four Bands/Musical Artists I Love:
1) Bruce Springsteen
2) Billy Joel
3) Van Halen (w/David Lee Roth)
4) Tom Petty
Four People (non-family) that I can always depend on:
1) Sugar V
2) Tatiana
3) Rich
4) Hilda
Four Favorite Restaurants:
1) Becco, NYC
2) Vincent's, NYC
3) Cafe Grappa, E. Meadow, NY
4) Billy's Beach Cafe, Long Beach NY
Four Things I Love About Spring:
1) End of the COLD
2) Start of Baseball
3) The start of running OUTSIDE again
4) Easter Candy
Four Things I Love About Summer:
1) Sunsets at 9pm
2) THE BEACH!
3) Outdoor parties/bbq's
4) Cruising with the windows down
Four Things I Love About Autumn:
1) World Series
2) The foliage
3) Wine country/pumpkin picking here on Long Island
4) Hockey starts!
Four Things I Love About Winter:
1) You can be lazy at home without feeling like you are missing something
2) Cooking
3) Christmas Eve
4) New Years, a chance to start all over again!
Hope you enjoyed!
Friday, January 27, 2006
Friday Video, by Request
Happy Friday! As usual, it is video Friday here at the beach. This week, I got an email and a special request from The Tiny Amester who is celebrating her 28th today. I feel like Kasey Kasem. Tiny A writes:
Dear CMAC,
Today I turn 28! This marks 28 years of my being a nerd! Can you please play Blind Melon's "No Rain" to celebrate this special plateau? Thankfully, there is no rain in my life: my friends and family make my days shine. They love me even though I am as geeky as the Bumble Bee in this video!
Tiny Amester
Tiny Amester, here is your long distance dedication:
Have a wonderful weekend everyone!
Dear CMAC,
Today I turn 28! This marks 28 years of my being a nerd! Can you please play Blind Melon's "No Rain" to celebrate this special plateau? Thankfully, there is no rain in my life: my friends and family make my days shine. They love me even though I am as geeky as the Bumble Bee in this video!
Tiny Amester
Tiny Amester, here is your long distance dedication:
Have a wonderful weekend everyone!
Thursday, January 26, 2006
American Nightmare
Happy Thursday! My 600th posting here at the beach! Yet another milestone.
I've watched American Idol since it started back in 2002. I find the competition a lot of fun, and since I love music so much, it is enjoyable for me to watch. This season has been tough so far. The first four episodes have been a trainwreck. It's full of horrible people who just make fools of themselves and waste everyone's time. Some people like to watch the early stages of the competition because all the "bad" people are shown auditioning. I enjoy the competition much better in the later stages, like the final 10.
Season 5....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
When Idol first started, a few thousand people would audition. The line would stretch around the block and down the street. Now there are tens of thousands of people auditioning that pack into stadiums, this is absurd. You could weed 3/4 of these people out right off the bat without even hearing them sing. I would have some simple elimination rules that would stop these fuckos right at the gate.
C-Mac's American Idol banned list:
OBESE PEOPLE- Yup, I said it. A fat fuck named Ruben Studdard won American Idol in season 2, and you see where his career is. The runner up, Clay Aiken has had a FAR more successful career. Ruben is appearing on Sesame Street and doing Jiffy peanut butter commercials while Clay has sold millions of records. America will not embrace a fat fuck, period. It may be a shame, but it's true. A scale should be placed at the turnstile and fat fucks should be turned away. That would eliminate 1/3 of the assholes ready to audition.
FEMININE ACTING MEN- Once again, you will never win. You waste our time auditioning with Celine Dion songs and prancing around the stage like a fruitcake. Stay home where you have access to your sister's panties and bras and where you can use your karaoke machine, or perhaps a hairbrush in front of the mirror in your mom's cocktail dress.
ASSHOLES WITH GIMMICKS- If you show up with a mannequin, magic tricks, pets, good luck charms, etc., you should be sent home immediately. If I wanted to make something disappear, I'd cut you in pieces and hide you in a trunk you sorry excuse for a singer.
PEOPLE MISSING TEETH- Enough said.
HUMAN "BEAT BOXES"- It's not 1982. I am pretty sure America isn't looking for a new "artist" with a CD full of a man spitting in a microphone.
FAD DANCERS- Break dancers, fuckos doing the robot, people doing the running man, the cabbage patch, the "New Kids" Dance or any other outdated dance should be shot on sight.
ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY "ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL"- This is the kiss of death. Every asshole who claims to be "the next American Idol" before they audition suck the worst. Escort them to their cars or back to their trailer homes.
ANYONE WHO CLAIMS THAT SINGING IS THEIR DREAM- These are the assholes who give a sob story about their hard life, their kids going hungry, childhood abuse, quitting their jobs so they could come to Idol to audition, etc. Their "dream" usually turns out to be our nightmare when they hit that first note.
ASIAN MEN- Let's get real. William Hung, need I say more?
If they automatically eliminated people that fit into those categories, it would cut the number of people auditioning from like 40,000 to a respectable 10,000 or so.
Who am I forgetting?
I've watched American Idol since it started back in 2002. I find the competition a lot of fun, and since I love music so much, it is enjoyable for me to watch. This season has been tough so far. The first four episodes have been a trainwreck. It's full of horrible people who just make fools of themselves and waste everyone's time. Some people like to watch the early stages of the competition because all the "bad" people are shown auditioning. I enjoy the competition much better in the later stages, like the final 10.
Season 5....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
When Idol first started, a few thousand people would audition. The line would stretch around the block and down the street. Now there are tens of thousands of people auditioning that pack into stadiums, this is absurd. You could weed 3/4 of these people out right off the bat without even hearing them sing. I would have some simple elimination rules that would stop these fuckos right at the gate.
C-Mac's American Idol banned list:
OBESE PEOPLE- Yup, I said it. A fat fuck named Ruben Studdard won American Idol in season 2, and you see where his career is. The runner up, Clay Aiken has had a FAR more successful career. Ruben is appearing on Sesame Street and doing Jiffy peanut butter commercials while Clay has sold millions of records. America will not embrace a fat fuck, period. It may be a shame, but it's true. A scale should be placed at the turnstile and fat fucks should be turned away. That would eliminate 1/3 of the assholes ready to audition.
FEMININE ACTING MEN- Once again, you will never win. You waste our time auditioning with Celine Dion songs and prancing around the stage like a fruitcake. Stay home where you have access to your sister's panties and bras and where you can use your karaoke machine, or perhaps a hairbrush in front of the mirror in your mom's cocktail dress.
ASSHOLES WITH GIMMICKS- If you show up with a mannequin, magic tricks, pets, good luck charms, etc., you should be sent home immediately. If I wanted to make something disappear, I'd cut you in pieces and hide you in a trunk you sorry excuse for a singer.
PEOPLE MISSING TEETH- Enough said.
HUMAN "BEAT BOXES"- It's not 1982. I am pretty sure America isn't looking for a new "artist" with a CD full of a man spitting in a microphone.
FAD DANCERS- Break dancers, fuckos doing the robot, people doing the running man, the cabbage patch, the "New Kids" Dance or any other outdated dance should be shot on sight.
ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY "ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL"- This is the kiss of death. Every asshole who claims to be "the next American Idol" before they audition suck the worst. Escort them to their cars or back to their trailer homes.
ANYONE WHO CLAIMS THAT SINGING IS THEIR DREAM- These are the assholes who give a sob story about their hard life, their kids going hungry, childhood abuse, quitting their jobs so they could come to Idol to audition, etc. Their "dream" usually turns out to be our nightmare when they hit that first note.
ASIAN MEN- Let's get real. William Hung, need I say more?
If they automatically eliminated people that fit into those categories, it would cut the number of people auditioning from like 40,000 to a respectable 10,000 or so.
Who am I forgetting?
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Wacky Wednesday
This week is dragging, and it needs to end...NOW! So, to get us through the rest of this long-ass week, welcome to WACKY WEDNESDAY!!!!!!
Have any of you ever tried to masturbate with the other hand? Like if you are right handed, trying it with the left hand? I guess one can look at it as a blind date or a new pal. Something unfamiliar and new.......since we are on the masturbation topic, what's the wackiest place you ever masturbated? (ASK Sugar V about this one, he has a great wack-off story...it cracked me up when he told me) I would have to say the wackiest place I ever rubbed one out was on my pogo stick at age 13, hahaha, just kidding.....I would have to say in my car like 10 years ago.....I just got an urge.
Who remembers the first time they masturbated? I was like 14 in 8th grade, and I stumbled upon jerking off by accident. I was laying in bed, thinking about this hot girl who sat next to me in English class. I started touching and rubbing down there and before I knew it I was like, WHOA what the fuck is happening....it was quite strange, but it was all downhill from there. Once I stumbled upon that talent and craft, there was no looking back!
We all know about Sugar V's gas issues and how he can clear out a party, but have you ever been alone and had gas in a confined area like your car and startled yourself it was so bad? C'mon, it's happened to all of us, whether we are regularly gassy or not...you know you've opened all the car windows at one point or another to catch your breath.....
I saw something disturbing on the news yesterday. Joey Buttafuoco, Mary-Jo Buttafuoco, and Amy Fisher are having a REUNION show. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD???????? Amy Fisher shoots the wife of the man she is sleeping with, goes to jail for a decade, and now they are having a fuckin' reunion show. I suppose if people watch "Dancing With The Stars" and "Skating With Celebrities" they will watch anything.
Are You Talkin' To Me?
If we were to go into Amy Fisher's pocketbook and stumble upon her IPOD, I wonder what tunes would be on there? I have some ideas, feel free to add yours......
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Pat Benatar
"Shot In The Dark" Ozzy
"Joey" Concrete Blonde
"Seventeen" Winger
"Young Lust" Pink Floyd
"Back on the Chain Gang" Pretenders
Have a great day everyone!!!!!
Have any of you ever tried to masturbate with the other hand? Like if you are right handed, trying it with the left hand? I guess one can look at it as a blind date or a new pal. Something unfamiliar and new.......since we are on the masturbation topic, what's the wackiest place you ever masturbated? (ASK Sugar V about this one, he has a great wack-off story...it cracked me up when he told me) I would have to say the wackiest place I ever rubbed one out was on my pogo stick at age 13, hahaha, just kidding.....I would have to say in my car like 10 years ago.....I just got an urge.
Who remembers the first time they masturbated? I was like 14 in 8th grade, and I stumbled upon jerking off by accident. I was laying in bed, thinking about this hot girl who sat next to me in English class. I started touching and rubbing down there and before I knew it I was like, WHOA what the fuck is happening....it was quite strange, but it was all downhill from there. Once I stumbled upon that talent and craft, there was no looking back!
We all know about Sugar V's gas issues and how he can clear out a party, but have you ever been alone and had gas in a confined area like your car and startled yourself it was so bad? C'mon, it's happened to all of us, whether we are regularly gassy or not...you know you've opened all the car windows at one point or another to catch your breath.....
I saw something disturbing on the news yesterday. Joey Buttafuoco, Mary-Jo Buttafuoco, and Amy Fisher are having a REUNION show. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD???????? Amy Fisher shoots the wife of the man she is sleeping with, goes to jail for a decade, and now they are having a fuckin' reunion show. I suppose if people watch "Dancing With The Stars" and "Skating With Celebrities" they will watch anything.
Are You Talkin' To Me?
If we were to go into Amy Fisher's pocketbook and stumble upon her IPOD, I wonder what tunes would be on there? I have some ideas, feel free to add yours......
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Pat Benatar
"Shot In The Dark" Ozzy
"Joey" Concrete Blonde
"Seventeen" Winger
"Young Lust" Pink Floyd
"Back on the Chain Gang" Pretenders
Have a great day everyone!!!!!
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Something Right Out of Seinfeld......
Tell me this couldn't be a Seinfeld episode......
On Saturday I was up early as usual. On weekends, I have a side business that earns me some extra cash. No, it's not pimping, the lease for the whorehouse ran out in October, so I am done with that....for now. Anyway, on the way to a client of mine, I was stopped in traffic at a busy intersection waiting on a red light to turn green. I was about 20 miles from home in Great Neck. Three high school aged girls were walking on the median with a sign that said "Help Kids With Cancer" and they were carrying a big bucket. They were approaching cars and looking for donations. I reached into the console and threw about $2.00 worth of coin in the bucket and was greeted with an enthusiastic "THANK YOU!!!"
After my appointment with my client, I headed back to Long Beach. I figured I'd stop for lunch then head home to check on Bruce before my next appointment. I turned on to Long Beach road and headed towards home. When I got into Oceanside, I had to stop at a light that is NEVER green. (we all have one of those nearby, huh?) Wouldn't you know it, more high school girls looking for money for kids with cancer. Ok, even though I just donated a couple of hours ago 20 miles away, they wouldn't believe me, and I did not want to look like a mean fucko....so I looked in the console...no more change!!! I reached in my pocket, I had one single, a five, and five twenties in there, so I tossed in my single and got another enthusiastic, "THANK YOU!!!!"
A Cancer Fighting Army.....
I then headed out to lunch. The lunch bill for Tatiana and I came to $19.25 at the pizzaria. I dumped my 75 cents change into the "tip cup" on the counter, we had lunch and headed home. I checked on Bruce and headed to my next appointment. Straight from my next appointment, which I got paid via check. I decided to do the weekly food shopping. I drove about ten minutes to the local supermarket and got out of my car. Wouldn't you know it.....MORE teenage girls, this time, outside the entrance to the store, soliciting money for the SAME charity I already donated to TWICE that day. I thought I could be slick and slip past them, but....Noooooooooooo. The girls approach me and say, "Pleeeeeeeease donate to help kids with cancer, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease." So, now I am fucked, I have NO singles, I threw my 75 cents change from the pizzaria into the tip cup...so now I only had four twenties and a five in my pocket. So I give them my five and get the "THAAAAAAAAANK YOU!!!!!, That was soooooooo nice of you" giggly voice from the girls. So, I head into the store and do my shopping.
The exit door, is FAR away from the entrance door, wouldn't you know, they had some of the army there too!!!!! Of course, different kids, who looked at me with those sad eyes. Now, do I say, I donated this morning at 10, on the road at noon, and at the store entrance 45 minutes ago? Who would believe me? They would call me a rat bastard, a fucko, and every other thing. Thankfully, I had some coin from my change in the supermarket....and dumped that in to receive the loud, high pitched, "THAAAAAANK YOU!!!!!" I said to the girls, "You have quite and army out there today, huh?" They laughed and said, "yeah, why do you ask?" I explained to them all my donations and how they appeared everywhere I went that day. It was good for a nice laugh.....
So when I got home and turned up my driveway, wouldn't you know it, three more girls soliciting money for the same charity. hahahaha just kidding, the three girls were the ho's from the whorehouse that went bust in October. They were just checkin' in with pimp cmac as to when the new whorehouse was opening.......
Have a great Tuesday!!!!
On Saturday I was up early as usual. On weekends, I have a side business that earns me some extra cash. No, it's not pimping, the lease for the whorehouse ran out in October, so I am done with that....for now. Anyway, on the way to a client of mine, I was stopped in traffic at a busy intersection waiting on a red light to turn green. I was about 20 miles from home in Great Neck. Three high school aged girls were walking on the median with a sign that said "Help Kids With Cancer" and they were carrying a big bucket. They were approaching cars and looking for donations. I reached into the console and threw about $2.00 worth of coin in the bucket and was greeted with an enthusiastic "THANK YOU!!!"
After my appointment with my client, I headed back to Long Beach. I figured I'd stop for lunch then head home to check on Bruce before my next appointment. I turned on to Long Beach road and headed towards home. When I got into Oceanside, I had to stop at a light that is NEVER green. (we all have one of those nearby, huh?) Wouldn't you know it, more high school girls looking for money for kids with cancer. Ok, even though I just donated a couple of hours ago 20 miles away, they wouldn't believe me, and I did not want to look like a mean fucko....so I looked in the console...no more change!!! I reached in my pocket, I had one single, a five, and five twenties in there, so I tossed in my single and got another enthusiastic, "THANK YOU!!!!"
A Cancer Fighting Army.....
I then headed out to lunch. The lunch bill for Tatiana and I came to $19.25 at the pizzaria. I dumped my 75 cents change into the "tip cup" on the counter, we had lunch and headed home. I checked on Bruce and headed to my next appointment. Straight from my next appointment, which I got paid via check. I decided to do the weekly food shopping. I drove about ten minutes to the local supermarket and got out of my car. Wouldn't you know it.....MORE teenage girls, this time, outside the entrance to the store, soliciting money for the SAME charity I already donated to TWICE that day. I thought I could be slick and slip past them, but....Noooooooooooo. The girls approach me and say, "Pleeeeeeeease donate to help kids with cancer, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease." So, now I am fucked, I have NO singles, I threw my 75 cents change from the pizzaria into the tip cup...so now I only had four twenties and a five in my pocket. So I give them my five and get the "THAAAAAAAAANK YOU!!!!!, That was soooooooo nice of you" giggly voice from the girls. So, I head into the store and do my shopping.
The exit door, is FAR away from the entrance door, wouldn't you know, they had some of the army there too!!!!! Of course, different kids, who looked at me with those sad eyes. Now, do I say, I donated this morning at 10, on the road at noon, and at the store entrance 45 minutes ago? Who would believe me? They would call me a rat bastard, a fucko, and every other thing. Thankfully, I had some coin from my change in the supermarket....and dumped that in to receive the loud, high pitched, "THAAAAAANK YOU!!!!!" I said to the girls, "You have quite and army out there today, huh?" They laughed and said, "yeah, why do you ask?" I explained to them all my donations and how they appeared everywhere I went that day. It was good for a nice laugh.....
So when I got home and turned up my driveway, wouldn't you know it, three more girls soliciting money for the same charity. hahahaha just kidding, the three girls were the ho's from the whorehouse that went bust in October. They were just checkin' in with pimp cmac as to when the new whorehouse was opening.......
Have a great Tuesday!!!!
Monday, January 23, 2006
Rainy Monday
Wish it was Sunday, 'cause that's my fun day. What's up everyone and welcome to yet another Monday.
I had a really great weekend, capped off by hanging out with Tiny A. Six hours passed like it was an hour, I had so much fun. What are the odds of two people showing up wearing the SAME colored sweater, especially when it's an off color like a rust color? Very strange indeed. Have you ever met someone that you could just talk to for hours on end and never get bored? That's Tiny A. Great person and a lot of fun.....look forward to hanging again!
This weekend also consisted of a TON of clothes and music shopping. I got some great new clothes and some even better new music. If you want good "banging" music, you must pick up Jamie Foxx's CD titled "Unpredictable." That CD will get you in a pipe layin' mood real quick. hahaha I also picked up Sean Paul's "The Trinity", Eminem's greatest called "Curtain Call", The Hassidic reggae artist "Matisyahu", Damian Marley's "Welcome to Jamrock" and Notorious BIG's "Duets, the final chapter." I love all my new musical purchases.
Today I wanted to share a great story with all of you about the Sugar V. Last spring, when we worked together, a funny incident happened. Sugar V and I were on the safety committee at work. Basically, we went to monthly meetings and got involved in orchestrating fire and safety drills and stuff like that. Sugar V was on this committee for years, I had just signed on to the committee. One day we had a fire drill on a nice warm spring day. I was outside taking attendance and talking on the walkie talkie to the other safety officers making sure all employees were accounted for. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a man running out of the building at top speed, his hair flowing in the breeze, wearing an orange vest and carrying something orange. At first glance I thought it was David Hasselhoff and that "Baywatch" was being filmed on location in NY.
The Sugar V Saves the Day!
When I looked closer, it was Sugar V running out of the building in his orange "safety vest" and carrying an orange "safety kit." Where he was running to in such a hurry, I will never know. In the middle of the fire drill I yelled, "IT'S DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!!" The entire building was laughing so hard, knowing EXACTLY what I meant and seeing the uncanny resemblance. It was something I'd tease him about for months........
I hope everyone's week is off to a great start!!!
I had a really great weekend, capped off by hanging out with Tiny A. Six hours passed like it was an hour, I had so much fun. What are the odds of two people showing up wearing the SAME colored sweater, especially when it's an off color like a rust color? Very strange indeed. Have you ever met someone that you could just talk to for hours on end and never get bored? That's Tiny A. Great person and a lot of fun.....look forward to hanging again!
This weekend also consisted of a TON of clothes and music shopping. I got some great new clothes and some even better new music. If you want good "banging" music, you must pick up Jamie Foxx's CD titled "Unpredictable." That CD will get you in a pipe layin' mood real quick. hahaha I also picked up Sean Paul's "The Trinity", Eminem's greatest called "Curtain Call", The Hassidic reggae artist "Matisyahu", Damian Marley's "Welcome to Jamrock" and Notorious BIG's "Duets, the final chapter." I love all my new musical purchases.
Today I wanted to share a great story with all of you about the Sugar V. Last spring, when we worked together, a funny incident happened. Sugar V and I were on the safety committee at work. Basically, we went to monthly meetings and got involved in orchestrating fire and safety drills and stuff like that. Sugar V was on this committee for years, I had just signed on to the committee. One day we had a fire drill on a nice warm spring day. I was outside taking attendance and talking on the walkie talkie to the other safety officers making sure all employees were accounted for. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a man running out of the building at top speed, his hair flowing in the breeze, wearing an orange vest and carrying something orange. At first glance I thought it was David Hasselhoff and that "Baywatch" was being filmed on location in NY.
The Sugar V Saves the Day!
When I looked closer, it was Sugar V running out of the building in his orange "safety vest" and carrying an orange "safety kit." Where he was running to in such a hurry, I will never know. In the middle of the fire drill I yelled, "IT'S DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!!" The entire building was laughing so hard, knowing EXACTLY what I meant and seeing the uncanny resemblance. It was something I'd tease him about for months........
I hope everyone's week is off to a great start!!!
Saturday, January 21, 2006
A Rare Saturday Post
Hey! I was inspired to write after a Friday Night/Saturday of shopping and booze. In my clothes shopping travels, I stumbled into a music store to purchase Damian Marley's CD "Welcome to Jamrock." If you love reggae, it's a must have. While in the music store browsing the reggae section, the sales clerk picked up a cd and asked, "do you know of this artist?" In her hand was a CD that read "Matisyahu." I responded, "no, is he good?" The clerk told me he was a new reggae phenomenon. I took her word and bought the CD. I popped it in the stereo when I got home and was REALLY impressed. Matisyahu is actually a Hassidic Jewish reggae artist. No joke! I did some research about this dude on the internet and he is building up quite a following. The album titled "LIVE at Stubb's" is a really really good listen. If you are a reggae fan, pick this disc up asap! Here is a song from the cd called "King Without a Crown."
K, I have a Grey Goose calling my name....enjoy Matisyahu!
K, I have a Grey Goose calling my name....enjoy Matisyahu!
Friday, January 20, 2006
Friday Video and a Couple of Thoughts
Friday is here and I am happy! As always, a Friday video here at the beach, but first a couple of tidbits.
I wonder why they call it a TV "set" when you only get one. I never quite understood that one.
I saw my neighbors last week, they stopped over my house and were telling me all about some upcoming home renovations. They mentioned a circular driveway. Yesterday they got their circular driveway. Now, they can't get out.......
I recently got interested in astronomy. I went out and bought myself a telescope and had a skylight installed. The people upstairs are pissed......
Today's video centers around one of the greatest guitarists of all time, Stevie Ray Vaughn. Stevie died in a helicopter crash back in 1990. We lost a very talented musician that day.
I've heard debates all my life about who is/was the best guitarist of all time. Jimi Hendrix is a name that comes up often in that debate along with Eddie Van Halen. Here are some of my favorites:
Randy Rhodes, from Ozzy's band. Another young guitarist who died too soon.
Eric Clapton. Need I say more?
Stevie Ray Vaughn. A unique voice, a unique guitarist.
Steve Vai- David Lee Roth's guitarist, Whitesnake, and many other roles.
Pete Townshend- The Who
Jimmy Page- Led Zeppelin
Who is you favorite of all time??
And Now, A tune from Stevie.....enjoy it and your weekend.
I wonder why they call it a TV "set" when you only get one. I never quite understood that one.
I saw my neighbors last week, they stopped over my house and were telling me all about some upcoming home renovations. They mentioned a circular driveway. Yesterday they got their circular driveway. Now, they can't get out.......
I recently got interested in astronomy. I went out and bought myself a telescope and had a skylight installed. The people upstairs are pissed......
Today's video centers around one of the greatest guitarists of all time, Stevie Ray Vaughn. Stevie died in a helicopter crash back in 1990. We lost a very talented musician that day.
I've heard debates all my life about who is/was the best guitarist of all time. Jimi Hendrix is a name that comes up often in that debate along with Eddie Van Halen. Here are some of my favorites:
Randy Rhodes, from Ozzy's band. Another young guitarist who died too soon.
Eric Clapton. Need I say more?
Stevie Ray Vaughn. A unique voice, a unique guitarist.
Steve Vai- David Lee Roth's guitarist, Whitesnake, and many other roles.
Pete Townshend- The Who
Jimmy Page- Led Zeppelin
Who is you favorite of all time??
And Now, A tune from Stevie.....enjoy it and your weekend.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Thursday Thoughts
I wonder who's voice that is on all the office voice mail systems, cell phone voice mail systems, etc. You know the voice, that woman who says stuff like "to leave a voice mail message, press one, when finished hang up or press 3 for more options." Just like our ring tones, we should get to pick the voice that gives phone mail instruction or directions to callers. Just a thought. I kinda get tired of hearing that woman's voice on every system, they should change it up a bit. Maybe a seductive ho's voice, perhaps a deep Barry White type voice, a cartoon character's voice, etc. I'd pick the Keebler Elf dude's voice just to fuck with people. Or maybe the Pillsbury dough boy's voice.
So, the dress code at my "new" job is "casual" which really means what? I meet with suppliers, vendors, and sales reps frequently so I dress in a shirt and tie each day with dress pants. The reaction I have gotten from a few others in the office has been strange. Everything from, "we're not used to having someone all dressed up in purchasing" to "do you have an interview after work?" Weird.
Now that I am back in the technology field, I notice that more and more of the calls I make to suppliers end up in some third world country where the jobs are outsourced. Whatever, I am not going to get all political, but I wish these fuckos would learn to comprehend the ENGLISH language. I had some fucko on the phone yesterday for 30 minutes for a call that should have taken 10. I had to SPELL every fuckin word for him because he could not comprehend. I am not talking about national spelling bee words here either, I am talking words like MAIN STREET and shit like that. This guy was a fuckin' moron. I wanted to climb through the phone and kick his ass. I hope he gets his balls dragged over 5 acres of rusted tin can lids, then gets dipped in vinegar, that fuck.
On a lighter note, I keep hearing that Van Halen is reuniting. The original Van Halen with David Lee Roth. This has been a dream of mine for 20 years. I would sleep outside for days for tickets to a show. What band would you love to see reunite?
And finally to L-HA....as Michael Kay would say.......SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA! Rocky may have had five movies (and a sixth on the way next summer), but this drama series ends after a long trilogy that spanned two years. Part one was terrible, part two was pretty good, part three was the best of them all and was rolling along just fine until creative differences got in the way. Good luck on your next project. Perhaps your next project will allow you to have full control of the set, the storyline, and everything else......something you seem to have to have.
I hope everyone's Thursday is just dandy.......I plan on having a great one!
So, the dress code at my "new" job is "casual" which really means what? I meet with suppliers, vendors, and sales reps frequently so I dress in a shirt and tie each day with dress pants. The reaction I have gotten from a few others in the office has been strange. Everything from, "we're not used to having someone all dressed up in purchasing" to "do you have an interview after work?" Weird.
Now that I am back in the technology field, I notice that more and more of the calls I make to suppliers end up in some third world country where the jobs are outsourced. Whatever, I am not going to get all political, but I wish these fuckos would learn to comprehend the ENGLISH language. I had some fucko on the phone yesterday for 30 minutes for a call that should have taken 10. I had to SPELL every fuckin word for him because he could not comprehend. I am not talking about national spelling bee words here either, I am talking words like MAIN STREET and shit like that. This guy was a fuckin' moron. I wanted to climb through the phone and kick his ass. I hope he gets his balls dragged over 5 acres of rusted tin can lids, then gets dipped in vinegar, that fuck.
On a lighter note, I keep hearing that Van Halen is reuniting. The original Van Halen with David Lee Roth. This has been a dream of mine for 20 years. I would sleep outside for days for tickets to a show. What band would you love to see reunite?
And finally to L-HA....as Michael Kay would say.......SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA! Rocky may have had five movies (and a sixth on the way next summer), but this drama series ends after a long trilogy that spanned two years. Part one was terrible, part two was pretty good, part three was the best of them all and was rolling along just fine until creative differences got in the way. Good luck on your next project. Perhaps your next project will allow you to have full control of the set, the storyline, and everything else......something you seem to have to have.
I hope everyone's Thursday is just dandy.......I plan on having a great one!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Spicing Up My Commute
The ride to and from work can be uneventful and quite boring. Every so often, I find myself thinking of wacky shit to do on the way home. Some of you may remember my "Ed's Home Improvement" story from last year....where I created chaos on the highway. Tuesday's ride home was just as fun.....
Last week, on the way home from the office, a station wagon cut me off and was driving in and out of traffic like an asshole. He had one of those "How's My Driving" yellow stickers on his car which was a green station wagon. Today, i saw this asshole again, up to his old tricks, so I decided to fuck with him.
Watch for the toaster!!!!!!!!!!
I grabbed my cell, dialed *67 and dialed the 800 number on his bumper sticker. A woman answered and I told her that I saw driver 23456 doing some crazy stuff on the road and that I was still following him in my black Nissan Maxima (which i don't own, but the car behind him was a black Maxima). The woman asked what he was doing and I told her he was cutting people off and I was narrating to her what I was witnessing. Here was the conversation:
Dispatch: What is driver 23456 doing now?
C-Mac: He is weaving in and out of traffic, now he's throwing stuff out the window
Dispatch: What is he throwing out the window?
C-Mac: Slices of white bread, lots of white bread!!!!!!!!
Dispatch: Did you say white bread??????
C-Mac: Yes, white bread, tons of white bread!!!!!
Dispatch: That's very odd, what's happening now?
C-Mac: Now sticks of butter are flying out of his car!!!!!
Dispatch: This is strange, bread AND butter sticks?
C-Mac: He's reaching on his passenger's seat for something!!!!!
Dispatch: What is he reaching for????
C-Mac: Oh My God!!!!! He has a toaster!!!! He's gonna toss that toaster!!!!
Dispatch: A toaster?????!!!!!!!
C-Mac: YES!!! A FOUR Slice toaster, a biiiiiiig toaster!!!!!
Dispatch: I hope he holds on to that toaster!!!! That could be dangerous!
C-Mac: (bangs phone against dashboard) and yells I am HIT!!!!!
Dispatch: What happened??????????????? Are you ok????
C-Mac: The toaster hit my windshield!!!!
Dispatch: Oh my GOD!!!!!!! Are you hurt????
C-Mac: No!!! I am ok, but there is a toaster in my front seat!
Dispatch: Where is driver 23456?
C-Mac: Stopped at a light. I am in my Maxima behind him.
Dispatch: Please hold the line......(2 minutes pass)
Dispatch: His company is calling him now to find out what happened
(I see toaster man answer his cell phone and get deep in conversation)
CMac: This man is a maniac!!!!! help me!!!!!
Dispatch: I am working on it......stay in your car!!!!!
Toaster man is now yelling on his phone as I pull along side of him at the next traffic light. He is looking frantically in his rear view and side view mirrors. Suddenly he hops out of his car and heads to the Nissan Maxima behind him.... on foot. He is talking loudly to the man inside the car. They yell back and forth for about 15 seconds when toaster man realizes this is one big hoax.
C-Mac: (to dispatch) Tell toaster man not to be such a prick on the roads from now on or I'll hit him with a blender. (c-mac hangs up)
C-Mac laughs all the way home................
Last week, on the way home from the office, a station wagon cut me off and was driving in and out of traffic like an asshole. He had one of those "How's My Driving" yellow stickers on his car which was a green station wagon. Today, i saw this asshole again, up to his old tricks, so I decided to fuck with him.
Watch for the toaster!!!!!!!!!!
I grabbed my cell, dialed *67 and dialed the 800 number on his bumper sticker. A woman answered and I told her that I saw driver 23456 doing some crazy stuff on the road and that I was still following him in my black Nissan Maxima (which i don't own, but the car behind him was a black Maxima). The woman asked what he was doing and I told her he was cutting people off and I was narrating to her what I was witnessing. Here was the conversation:
Dispatch: What is driver 23456 doing now?
C-Mac: He is weaving in and out of traffic, now he's throwing stuff out the window
Dispatch: What is he throwing out the window?
C-Mac: Slices of white bread, lots of white bread!!!!!!!!
Dispatch: Did you say white bread??????
C-Mac: Yes, white bread, tons of white bread!!!!!
Dispatch: That's very odd, what's happening now?
C-Mac: Now sticks of butter are flying out of his car!!!!!
Dispatch: This is strange, bread AND butter sticks?
C-Mac: He's reaching on his passenger's seat for something!!!!!
Dispatch: What is he reaching for????
C-Mac: Oh My God!!!!! He has a toaster!!!! He's gonna toss that toaster!!!!
Dispatch: A toaster?????!!!!!!!
C-Mac: YES!!! A FOUR Slice toaster, a biiiiiiig toaster!!!!!
Dispatch: I hope he holds on to that toaster!!!! That could be dangerous!
C-Mac: (bangs phone against dashboard) and yells I am HIT!!!!!
Dispatch: What happened??????????????? Are you ok????
C-Mac: The toaster hit my windshield!!!!
Dispatch: Oh my GOD!!!!!!! Are you hurt????
C-Mac: No!!! I am ok, but there is a toaster in my front seat!
Dispatch: Where is driver 23456?
C-Mac: Stopped at a light. I am in my Maxima behind him.
Dispatch: Please hold the line......(2 minutes pass)
Dispatch: His company is calling him now to find out what happened
(I see toaster man answer his cell phone and get deep in conversation)
CMac: This man is a maniac!!!!! help me!!!!!
Dispatch: I am working on it......stay in your car!!!!!
Toaster man is now yelling on his phone as I pull along side of him at the next traffic light. He is looking frantically in his rear view and side view mirrors. Suddenly he hops out of his car and heads to the Nissan Maxima behind him.... on foot. He is talking loudly to the man inside the car. They yell back and forth for about 15 seconds when toaster man realizes this is one big hoax.
C-Mac: (to dispatch) Tell toaster man not to be such a prick on the roads from now on or I'll hit him with a blender. (c-mac hangs up)
C-Mac laughs all the way home................
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
C-Mac's CD Essentials
There are certain cds that every music lover should own. Last year I did a few of these cd "reviews" and shared a few of my favorites with all of you. I heard a song off Don Henley's "End of the Innocence" cd yesterday and it made me remember what a great cd it truly is.
The End of the Innocence......
"End of the Innocence" was released in the early summer of 1989. It capped off the 1980's on a perfect note. With the classy sound of Bruce Hornsby's piano on the title track, the cd gets better with each song. The title track, "The End of the Innocence" features one of the best lyrics ever written on disillusionment...and hope in the face of disillusionment. Henley sounds like he was put on earth to make this majestic song come alive, singing the best he's ever sung. A song filled with longing and sadness.
"New York Minute" was written in 1989 by Henley. It is a truly great song that features Toto's Jeff Porcaro on drums and Toto's David Paich on piano. This song has a terrific haunting quality. What nobody would realize is how this song would almost become a soundtrack for the state of New York City following the World Trade Center attack. Lyrics such as "Harry got up dressed all in black....went down to the station, and he never came back" and "Lying here in darkness; I hear the sirens wail" are examples of this. This song truly tells a story and moves me each time I hear it.
"Heart of the Matter" is one of the saddest songs I have ever heard. There are some wise, mature themes and lyrics on this album and "Heart of the Matter" is one them and one of the most powerful "breakup songs" I think I've ever heard..."but I think it's about forgiveness...forgiveness...even if, even if you don't love me anymore"...
"Last Worthless Evening" is a truly amazing song as well. A great tale about learning to love again after your heart has been broken an all hope is lost. This song still gives me the chills after 16 years.
Without going off the deep end, this is truly one of the greatest albums ever...definitely one of the top albums of its decade. Henley was able to craft some great songs while lamenting the loss of innocence. He was able to powerfully compare the loss of virginity to the loss of our country's innocence. "Just lay your head back on the ground, And let your hair spill all around me, Offer up your best defense, But this is the end, This is the end of the innocence" is incredibly moving stuff.
This album belongs on every list as one of the best of the 1980s. If you don't own it, and want an amazing album to sit back and really enjoy, pick it up, you'll be glad you did.
The End of the Innocence......
"End of the Innocence" was released in the early summer of 1989. It capped off the 1980's on a perfect note. With the classy sound of Bruce Hornsby's piano on the title track, the cd gets better with each song. The title track, "The End of the Innocence" features one of the best lyrics ever written on disillusionment...and hope in the face of disillusionment. Henley sounds like he was put on earth to make this majestic song come alive, singing the best he's ever sung. A song filled with longing and sadness.
"New York Minute" was written in 1989 by Henley. It is a truly great song that features Toto's Jeff Porcaro on drums and Toto's David Paich on piano. This song has a terrific haunting quality. What nobody would realize is how this song would almost become a soundtrack for the state of New York City following the World Trade Center attack. Lyrics such as "Harry got up dressed all in black....went down to the station, and he never came back" and "Lying here in darkness; I hear the sirens wail" are examples of this. This song truly tells a story and moves me each time I hear it.
"Heart of the Matter" is one of the saddest songs I have ever heard. There are some wise, mature themes and lyrics on this album and "Heart of the Matter" is one them and one of the most powerful "breakup songs" I think I've ever heard..."but I think it's about forgiveness...forgiveness...even if, even if you don't love me anymore"...
"Last Worthless Evening" is a truly amazing song as well. A great tale about learning to love again after your heart has been broken an all hope is lost. This song still gives me the chills after 16 years.
Without going off the deep end, this is truly one of the greatest albums ever...definitely one of the top albums of its decade. Henley was able to craft some great songs while lamenting the loss of innocence. He was able to powerfully compare the loss of virginity to the loss of our country's innocence. "Just lay your head back on the ground, And let your hair spill all around me, Offer up your best defense, But this is the end, This is the end of the innocence" is incredibly moving stuff.
This album belongs on every list as one of the best of the 1980s. If you don't own it, and want an amazing album to sit back and really enjoy, pick it up, you'll be glad you did.
Monday, January 16, 2006
In Other Words........
Monday morning.....and the start of another work week...for some. Some of you lucky bastards actually have today off for MLK day. Not me! Anyway.....
I usually always say exactly what I am thinking. Rarely do I "beat around the bush" when I want something or have something to say. But sometimes, one has to be tactful and come up with different ways of saying things.
In the dating world, especially when you are at the "beginning" stages of dating someone, people are usually on their best behavior. People don't want to seem too carefree about their feelings for someone, yet they don't want to come on too strong either. When it comes to sex, people drop hints, or use other phrases to hint that they want to bang....here are some of the classics:
When dropping a date off at their house, they'll ask if you want to come in for "coffee." Who drinks coffee at 3am? The only people I know who drink coffee at 3am are truckers driving cross country or people who are on guard at missle silos. Coffee, 90% of the time, really means sex.
If the other person is not a "coffee" drinker, they'll invite them in for a "drink." Like the 10 rounds at the bar weren't enough, a 4am drink is really necessary. Nine times out of ten, a drink equals a bang.
Every so often you'll be asked if you "need to use the bathroom" before driving home. This is a direct invite in, not for bathroom use, but for bedroom use. Don't you think if I needed to pee I'd ask?
After a date or two, if sex has not happened, the "let's rent a movie" discussion will come up. Now we all know that when you've been dating someone a while and have had sex numerous times, a movie really means a movie. Popcorn, soda, candy, and an entire movie usually is in the cards. Now, with someone you've never had sex with yet, that you've only dated a few times, a movie will almost always lead to either some serious fooling around or all out banging. Rarely do you make it 1/4 of the way through a "movie" without becoming very occupied on something else if you've never done it with this person before......
There is also the lure of something that you are interested in, like a collection of some sort, art, furniture, or any other item. A person you are dating will bring up something they know you are interested in, that just HAPPENS to be in their bedroom. "Oh, Charlie you like art? The Mona Lisa just happens to be hanging in my room, let me show you"........anytime you are brought into a bedroom to be shown something, like art, music, or any other item, you'll certainly almost always see a hell of a lot more than a painting.
The "I'll cook you dinner" one is always good too. It takes what, 10 minutes to eat? Then what?????? Sounds like you'll be doing a lot more eating later on.....haha
What are some of your favorites?
I usually always say exactly what I am thinking. Rarely do I "beat around the bush" when I want something or have something to say. But sometimes, one has to be tactful and come up with different ways of saying things.
In the dating world, especially when you are at the "beginning" stages of dating someone, people are usually on their best behavior. People don't want to seem too carefree about their feelings for someone, yet they don't want to come on too strong either. When it comes to sex, people drop hints, or use other phrases to hint that they want to bang....here are some of the classics:
When dropping a date off at their house, they'll ask if you want to come in for "coffee." Who drinks coffee at 3am? The only people I know who drink coffee at 3am are truckers driving cross country or people who are on guard at missle silos. Coffee, 90% of the time, really means sex.
If the other person is not a "coffee" drinker, they'll invite them in for a "drink." Like the 10 rounds at the bar weren't enough, a 4am drink is really necessary. Nine times out of ten, a drink equals a bang.
Every so often you'll be asked if you "need to use the bathroom" before driving home. This is a direct invite in, not for bathroom use, but for bedroom use. Don't you think if I needed to pee I'd ask?
After a date or two, if sex has not happened, the "let's rent a movie" discussion will come up. Now we all know that when you've been dating someone a while and have had sex numerous times, a movie really means a movie. Popcorn, soda, candy, and an entire movie usually is in the cards. Now, with someone you've never had sex with yet, that you've only dated a few times, a movie will almost always lead to either some serious fooling around or all out banging. Rarely do you make it 1/4 of the way through a "movie" without becoming very occupied on something else if you've never done it with this person before......
There is also the lure of something that you are interested in, like a collection of some sort, art, furniture, or any other item. A person you are dating will bring up something they know you are interested in, that just HAPPENS to be in their bedroom. "Oh, Charlie you like art? The Mona Lisa just happens to be hanging in my room, let me show you"........anytime you are brought into a bedroom to be shown something, like art, music, or any other item, you'll certainly almost always see a hell of a lot more than a painting.
The "I'll cook you dinner" one is always good too. It takes what, 10 minutes to eat? Then what?????? Sounds like you'll be doing a lot more eating later on.....haha
What are some of your favorites?
Friday, January 13, 2006
"The Beach" One Year Later
One year ago today, "Bored at the Beach" was born. It's almost fitting that the first anniversary of this site would fall on Friday, the 13th. On the surface, it does not even feel close to a year old. It seems like this blog was just started a few months ago. But, when I take a step back and think of all that has happened in my life since January 13th, 2005...it seems like an eternity. 590 postings and 110,000 hits later....I'm still here!
Billy Joel wrote, "Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes" and how true that is. In the course of a year many people come into our lives, while our time with others ends. In the course of a year things happen that change us, sometimes ever so slightly, but enough for us to feel or see things a bit differently. Sometimes the events of a year can change us completely. Along the way, within those 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,760 hours, 525,600 minutes, or 31,536,000 seconds, we laugh until it hurts and cry until we can't cry anymore. We spend time looking ahead and time reflecting on what's behind us. No matter what happens to us within a year, it's what we make of it. We can choose to be happy and optimistic or we can be sad, angry, and pessimistic. That old "cliche" just may be accurate..."Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."
A year ago, this blog was not known to anyone but a few co-workers. A year later, so many of you make your way over here each day to see what's going on in the world of C-Mac...and I am grateful. I know I haven't been on many of your blogs much the last few months due to circumstances beyond my control, and I miss reading what you all have going on in your lives. I promise I'll be back. The fact that you all still come here despite me not having a lot of time to reciprocate really is amazing. I've really learned a great deal more from this blogging than I ever thought I would.
I started "Bored at the Beach" just to post random thoughts, be a clown, get sarcastic, get sentimental at times, and just as an outlet for my daily encounters. All of your comments have really enabled me to see life and the world from so many different perspectives. Some of you speak words of wisdom, some of you crack me up, many of you share your experiences, while others are critical of me. I love it all. It's been a really fun year here. For all of this, I say "THANK YOU!!!!!"
I hope this site has given something back to all of you that come here daily. I will try to make "season 2" at The Beach a place worthwhile to visit. So to all of you, the people that I know personally that I don't see anymore, the friends that read "the beach" that I see regularly, the "blog" buddies I know in blogland only, an the people that pass through....it's been a fun year an thanks for all the good times here!
As usual, here is my Friday video. I know it's kind of a "chick" song...but the words are fitting.....and besides...most of my readers are female.....so I am sure you'll enjoy it! Have a great weekend and thanks for a great year of blogging!
Billy Joel wrote, "Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes" and how true that is. In the course of a year many people come into our lives, while our time with others ends. In the course of a year things happen that change us, sometimes ever so slightly, but enough for us to feel or see things a bit differently. Sometimes the events of a year can change us completely. Along the way, within those 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,760 hours, 525,600 minutes, or 31,536,000 seconds, we laugh until it hurts and cry until we can't cry anymore. We spend time looking ahead and time reflecting on what's behind us. No matter what happens to us within a year, it's what we make of it. We can choose to be happy and optimistic or we can be sad, angry, and pessimistic. That old "cliche" just may be accurate..."Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."
A year ago, this blog was not known to anyone but a few co-workers. A year later, so many of you make your way over here each day to see what's going on in the world of C-Mac...and I am grateful. I know I haven't been on many of your blogs much the last few months due to circumstances beyond my control, and I miss reading what you all have going on in your lives. I promise I'll be back. The fact that you all still come here despite me not having a lot of time to reciprocate really is amazing. I've really learned a great deal more from this blogging than I ever thought I would.
I started "Bored at the Beach" just to post random thoughts, be a clown, get sarcastic, get sentimental at times, and just as an outlet for my daily encounters. All of your comments have really enabled me to see life and the world from so many different perspectives. Some of you speak words of wisdom, some of you crack me up, many of you share your experiences, while others are critical of me. I love it all. It's been a really fun year here. For all of this, I say "THANK YOU!!!!!"
I hope this site has given something back to all of you that come here daily. I will try to make "season 2" at The Beach a place worthwhile to visit. So to all of you, the people that I know personally that I don't see anymore, the friends that read "the beach" that I see regularly, the "blog" buddies I know in blogland only, an the people that pass through....it's been a fun year an thanks for all the good times here!
As usual, here is my Friday video. I know it's kind of a "chick" song...but the words are fitting.....and besides...most of my readers are female.....so I am sure you'll enjoy it! Have a great weekend and thanks for a great year of blogging!
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Carpool Lane Schemes
I am sure all of us has been tempted to drive in the carpool lane when we are alone in our vehicle and traffic is standing still. The lure of the carpool lane.....
People will try anything for a quick commute....
There are people that will try anything to shorten their commute. For instance, the Sugar V never has to worry about the carpool lane because he has his trusty blow up doll with him at all times. He breezes down the carpool lane in the weinermobile with his "companion" Jimmy Dean, the male blow up doll. Here is a quick glimpse of Jimmy:
Sugar V's "Buddy"
Anyway, people really have been caught with mannequins and blow up dolls in their vehicles posing as passengers so that they can drive in the carpool lane. There was even an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Larry david picks up a prostitute so he could cruise to Doger Stadium in the carpool laneto avoid having to sit in a traffic jam. But the story I read yesterday takes the cake. A woman in Phoenix, Arizona got caught in the carpool lane driving alone. She was given a ticket and when she appeared in court, she insisted her unborn child counts as a passenger and therefore she should not have to pay the $367 fine. The judge ruled against her, citing "common sense." I suppose if he agreed with her, all highway patrol officers would have to carry EPT disposable pregnancy tests and administer them before they write a ticket out. People are fuckin' ridiculous!!!!!!!!! It's like bitch, you got caught, just pay the fine. She must have been an ugly bitch anyway, because if she was hot, the cop wouldn't have written her the ticket in the first place.......
Have a great Thursday!!!!
People will try anything for a quick commute....
There are people that will try anything to shorten their commute. For instance, the Sugar V never has to worry about the carpool lane because he has his trusty blow up doll with him at all times. He breezes down the carpool lane in the weinermobile with his "companion" Jimmy Dean, the male blow up doll. Here is a quick glimpse of Jimmy:
Sugar V's "Buddy"
Anyway, people really have been caught with mannequins and blow up dolls in their vehicles posing as passengers so that they can drive in the carpool lane. There was even an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Larry david picks up a prostitute so he could cruise to Doger Stadium in the carpool laneto avoid having to sit in a traffic jam. But the story I read yesterday takes the cake. A woman in Phoenix, Arizona got caught in the carpool lane driving alone. She was given a ticket and when she appeared in court, she insisted her unborn child counts as a passenger and therefore she should not have to pay the $367 fine. The judge ruled against her, citing "common sense." I suppose if he agreed with her, all highway patrol officers would have to carry EPT disposable pregnancy tests and administer them before they write a ticket out. People are fuckin' ridiculous!!!!!!!!! It's like bitch, you got caught, just pay the fine. She must have been an ugly bitch anyway, because if she was hot, the cop wouldn't have written her the ticket in the first place.......
Have a great Thursday!!!!
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Mid-Week Nonsense
Well, the week is half over.....thank goodness! Hope you all are having a smooth week so far!
Who likes dirty talk during sex? I mean, maybe not the first time or two you are with someone...but eventually dirty talk, in my opinion, should be incorporated in every sex act. There's nothing worse than sex without some dialogue. It does not necessarily have to sound like courtside during an NBA playoff game, but there should be some trash talking. As a man, you have to be careful what you say during this "dirty talk." You can say quite a bit, and a woman will go along with it and get into it, but say the wrong thing, and sex will end fast and furiously.
There are still people that claim they don't masturbate. 2006, and still a few out there that deny they take care of business. Like what is the big deal? I wonder where I'd be without masturbation...how my life may have turned out. I think about all the nights I could have ventured out to bang a girl I really wasn't interested in, but stayed home to take care of business instead. What trouble I could have gotten myself into, but thanks to the king himself, masturbation, I steered clear of potential trouble. Just think of all the fuel, wear and tear on the car, and nagging I saved myself too. Whether you are a guy or a girl, we have all weighed our options. We've all had to pick between the encounter with someone we really did not like, the phone calls that would follow, the nagging, the bullshit, or a nice session alone, no hassles, no problems.....it's a no brainer.
What do you think the average number of sexual partners is for a 30 year old guy and a 30 year old girl here in 2006? I would say 28 for a guy and 24 for a girl. Your thoughts?
One last thought......are you a road team or a home team? Do you enjoy sex at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house or do you like the home bed advantage? I like taking my show on the road, always have. I like the feeling of someplace different, less familiar, it's more exciting. Whether it was when I lived alone, or with a roomie, sex as a "road team" was always more fun than hosting....perhaps I am crazy.....are you a road warrior or do you like things at your home base?
Have a great Wednesday!!!!!
Who likes dirty talk during sex? I mean, maybe not the first time or two you are with someone...but eventually dirty talk, in my opinion, should be incorporated in every sex act. There's nothing worse than sex without some dialogue. It does not necessarily have to sound like courtside during an NBA playoff game, but there should be some trash talking. As a man, you have to be careful what you say during this "dirty talk." You can say quite a bit, and a woman will go along with it and get into it, but say the wrong thing, and sex will end fast and furiously.
There are still people that claim they don't masturbate. 2006, and still a few out there that deny they take care of business. Like what is the big deal? I wonder where I'd be without masturbation...how my life may have turned out. I think about all the nights I could have ventured out to bang a girl I really wasn't interested in, but stayed home to take care of business instead. What trouble I could have gotten myself into, but thanks to the king himself, masturbation, I steered clear of potential trouble. Just think of all the fuel, wear and tear on the car, and nagging I saved myself too. Whether you are a guy or a girl, we have all weighed our options. We've all had to pick between the encounter with someone we really did not like, the phone calls that would follow, the nagging, the bullshit, or a nice session alone, no hassles, no problems.....it's a no brainer.
What do you think the average number of sexual partners is for a 30 year old guy and a 30 year old girl here in 2006? I would say 28 for a guy and 24 for a girl. Your thoughts?
One last thought......are you a road team or a home team? Do you enjoy sex at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house or do you like the home bed advantage? I like taking my show on the road, always have. I like the feeling of someplace different, less familiar, it's more exciting. Whether it was when I lived alone, or with a roomie, sex as a "road team" was always more fun than hosting....perhaps I am crazy.....are you a road warrior or do you like things at your home base?
Have a great Wednesday!!!!!
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