Give Me Some Space!
I also feel that you should allow a buffer zone at a drive up ATM machine. I allow about a car length's space between my car and the car in front of me at the machine. Do you know what annoys me? People on foot that walk up to drive-up ATM machines. Then you don't know how much space to give those fuckos.
Ok, I have a question for the ladies today. Since most of my readers are women, this is perfect. Let's generalize for a moment. It is safe to say that the "standard" sexual fantasy for most men is a 3-some with him and 2 women. What would you say the "standard" sexual fantasy is for most women, it may not necessarily be yours, but what do you think the female "standard" or majority sexual fantasy is? I am awaiting your replies......I think it either involves something "romantic" like the whole being swept off your feet by the "prince on the white horse" or some kind of sexual domination.........that may or may not involve a horse. hahahaha
Why does Geraldo Rivera keep getting all these new TV shows? This guy blows. Back in the 1980's this asshole made us all watch him open the "secret" vault of Al Capone, only to humiliate himself in front of millions when it was empty. That should have been the end of his career right there and then. That wasn't enough though. This guy has been pummeled by the KKK on his talk show, he drew a "map" in the sand when he was imbedded with our troops in Iraq, letting the world, and the enemy know where they were....it never ends. How is this guy still on TV getting new shows? Does anyone really like him? But then again we can say how or why to so many things....why is OJ free, why is George W president, why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one...the list goes on and on.
Anyway, have a great Thursday....hang in there, the weekend is coming up!
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I can't take the pressure of going first! I promise to come back and answer after I have a good night's rest. Meanwhile, I wanted to stop by and tell you that I put you up in my "Spotlight" blogroll for a little while. Hope you meet some new folks, and I promise I'll be visiting more often. I always enjoy my visits here. Happy Thursday!
LGON - I'll take the pressure off you and go first.
My "standard" fantasy depends on my mood, but two that stand out would be A) Romantic - a beach candlelite dinner, bedroom doors that open to the beach and a pool that falls into the ocean. Gauze Linen blowing around the warm night air and the scent of salty sea water. Palms swaying atop tall langly palm trees, sultry music playing in the background. Making love with said doors open to nature and very secluded.
OR B) a threesome with another girl and a guy, for some strange reason I would rather have another set of boobs in the mix than another dick...hmmmm...what does that mean?! LOL
my "standard" fantasy is having c-mac eat me out for an entire weekend, making me cum about 50 times. c-mac any chance of you leaving NY this weekend?
A couple of years ago, I had taken a womens defense class. They taught us to use ball point pens as a weapon when at an ATM, etc. I was at the ATM one night and my sister got out of the car and came up behind me to scare me - I just about poked her eye out w/that pen! Don't get close to me buddy! :)
Sexual fantasy would involve only a man and it would start in a public forum (restaurant, movie) with inappropriate touching....but only we would know about it.
Wow I like Vixen's fantasy. Is it okay if I use the same one?
On the actual sex part though I would rahter have 2 guys have their way with me. Or one really good one.
Remember Heraldo's claim to fame when he did the story on Creedmore Mental Hospital?
On the ATM's I usually don't have that problem of a buffer zone but what I hate is when someone is in front of me and they do a transaction and then they do another transaction and they just keep pushing buttons and nothing happens. Go back to ATM school you a-hole.
Sexual fantasy would be a 3-some with a man and a woman...
I wonder what the point is of "Drive thru" ATM's when you aren't close enough and have to open your car door. You may have just as well gone in.
swept off your feet? We're talkin' sex here! 3 some! 2 men, and me. None of that sharing a man with another woman crap, that's too considerate!!!
I'd probably have to go with a 3-some as the standard as well. Though the guy/girl or guy/guy depends on my mood.
Also, a little light blindfolding and restraining (I'm talking scarves and ties, people) it pretty hot.
Okay, I'm blushing now. Going back to my business.
Since I am not a women I can't say for certain what a woman's fantasy is like....butt...I can speculate. It would be something like this....She’s having a bad day, and it is raining. Her umbrella doesn’t work leaving it half-open with rain pouring down on top of her. Her mascara begins to run as she starts to pout and become frustrated. All of the sudden a white stretched limo pulls up and an incredible handsome man opens the door and walk over to her with an umbrella. He covers her head touches her chin ever so slightly and begins to kiss her while she melt in his arms. He escorts her into an alley rip and she proceeds to rip his pants off and bend over in front of him. She then starts to say "Come on F*CK ME!! Grrrrr..Yeah that’s it Call me a little wh*re...ooo you like that A*s....you call that pounding...my washing machine does better....Yeah Ride that A*S!!! She then turns around and throws him on the ground and procedures to do her best imitation of a vacuum cleaner culmination with a very happy ending. Or another fantasy can be a threesome with another girl and guy.
I am gonna just have to vote for SugarV's post today as the winner of my fantasy...cause um yeah I like that one!
Sorry Anonymous, CMAC will be "occupied" this weekend.
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