Brokeback Steakhouse

In light of the recent popularity of "Brokeback Mountain" the Outback Steakhouse chain has decided to open up a new theme restaurant called "Brokeback" Steakhouse. I sent Sugar V in there last night to do some investigative reporting to let us all know what goes on in a "Brokeback" Steakhouse.


"No Girls, Just Right" 

Here is what the menu looked like:

Salad:

The 'TOSSED' Salad- The waiter in the "chaps" will come to your table and toss your salad right in front of everyone.

Soup:

An Asian Delight. Cream of Sum Yeung Guy.

Appetizers:

Rocky Mountain Oysters, AKA Bull's Testicles.
Assorted Nuts. Nuts of all shapes, sizes and tastes.
Melon Balls.
Jumbo Meatballs.
Wieners in a blanket.

Entrees:

9" Tube Steak, cooked the way you like it.
"Suck-U-Lent" Rump Roast.
"Cock-a-doodle-DO" Delicious chicken in a KY glaze.
The 12" T-Boner.
From the sea: Steamed Trouser Trout.
An old favorite, Sausage links.

Desserts:

Fruitcake.
"Flaming" Banana Flambee.
Ben and Jerry's Chunky Spank The Monkey Ice Cream.
"Rainbow" Sorbet.

"Cock"tails:

The blow job
Jim and Tonic
Rum and Cock
The orgasm
Cosmopolitan
Sex on the Beach
Fuzzy Naval
The Hairy Nipple
Irish "cream"

Sugar V also mentioned the live band playing called the "Bath-House boys."

On the skin flute, Heyward Jahblome
On the drums, Ben Dover
On the piano, Jack Mehoff
On lead vocals, Harry Chester

Sugar V also mentioned celebrities working there. George Michael is the celebrity bathroom attendant. Boy George is a bus "boy." Elton John was the hostess. Tom Cruise was spotted in there with Keaneu Reeves. Oh, and Ricky Martin was Sugar's waiter.

Have a great President's Day Weekend, I'll be back on Tuesday!