Mother's Day is coming up this Sunday. I hope you all take Mom out and celebrate. Most of our Mothers probably have said the same types of things as we were all growing up. All Moms have those standard expressions, sayings, and advice that they speak about. Today, I am coming up with things you'll never hear a Mom say. Feel free to add yours!
"Have a great prom night son, be sure to knock that chick up"
"Can I borrow one of your porn dvd's?"
"There isn't enough laundry in this basket, please add more!"
"Can I get a sip of that 40 ounce?"
"Let's skip church and hit the adult store"
"Your Dad and I have 3-somes all the time"
"The milkman, the mailman, and the plumber all wore me out today"
"Be home by 3am!!!"
(to daughter) "Don't wear any underwear under your skirt, I never do"
"yes operator I'd like to order 'Girls Gone Wild' for my son's 6th birthday"
"Limit it to 4 parties while me and dad are away this week, ok?"
"Have a great day at school, don't forget your beer!"
"C'mon kids, chocolate for dinner tonight!"
"Ok, who hid my vibrator?????"
"I lost my virginity at 10"
"Your dad and I banged on our 1st date"
Hahahaha, have a great Thursday!!!!
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"There are eggs and juice in the fridge in case you and your friends want breakfast after the open house party you throw while your father and I are away. Oh, don't forget to take out the trash and the empty kegs that morning."
Sure, I'll call you off school so you can spend the day in bed with your boyfriend.
Sure you and your friends can smoke marijuana in the house,I would rather you did it under our roof.
"Sure honey, there is room for your bong in the china cabinet."
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