"I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon....... You got nice house."
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical. All the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully watching me. But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical. There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
4 comments:
I thought this was HYSTERICAL!
At first, I thought this was going to be a true work story. That's great!
Haha. That was pretty friggin' funny. Who Fung Chow?
hahahaha! thats funny :)
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