I'm not sure about you, but I always thought Hall and Oates were "maneaters." There was always something strange about these two guys. Sure, they are the best selling duo of all time, and they had some great songs, but something just does not sit right with me when it comes to those guys.
Perhaps it is John Oates' 1970's gay porn moustache that gives me that vibe. Perhaps it is the lyrics to "maneater" that gave me this idea. Perhaps the memory of these two in trenchcoats in the "Private Eyes" video that has scarred me for life. Whatever it is, these guys are definitely in the homo hall of fame.
Speaking of which, The Sugar V, aka the "ass man" is always making references to anal sex, tossing "salads", and anything that has to do with the ass. So, in the spirit of Hall and Oates and with my lyrical talent, Weird Al style....I wrote a little musical parody based on the lyrics to "Maneater." This one is dedicated to The Sugar V and it's called "Ass-eater"
He only comes out at night
The sweet and sugar type
Nothing is new, I've seen him here before
Watching and waiting
He's sitting with you but his eyes are on your back door
He'll get down on his knee
He'll even do it for free
The man is wild, he'll lick it like it's caviar
Anal's the matter
If you're in it for love you ain't gonna get too far
Oh here he cums
Watch out boy he'll chew you up
Oh here he cums
He's an ass-eater
Oh here he cums
Watch out boy he'll chew you up
Oh here he cums
He's an ass-eater
I wouldn't if I were you
I know what hhe can do
He's deadly man, and he could really rip your ass apart
Mind over matter
The sausage is there but an ass is in his heart
Oh here he cums
Watch out boy he'll chew you up
Oh here he cums
He's an ass-eater
Oh here he cums
Watch out boy he'll chew you up
Oh here he cums
He's an ass-eater
Have a great day everyone!
9 comments:
They are most definatley gay! What ever happened to these yahoo's anyways? Great song! I think that was what they meant to record, you should earn some royalties!
i'm so glad you spinned sugarv off of maneaters and not off my fav h&o song, sarah smile....'cause that would have just ruined it for me. but for some reason, i have a feeling your spin really fits sugar. you know he's gonna read it and say "yeah, that's me!" :)
Haha! Time to put the gloves back on. Can't wait to see the Sugar's retaliation. That song will never be the same.
Tossed salad with cucumbers anyone???? Yummmm
You are just soooooo naughty.
I do love the creativity!
WoW! you put a lot of thought into this. Better send it in! Get some royalties befroe someone else publishes it!!
Wow.
That was totally gross.
wow....love it...you are as bad as I am
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