Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The Bathroom Attendant

The bathroom attendant, now there is a job I wouldn't want. Who would actually want to do this? Hand people towels after they urinate and wash their hands for a living. Is this even a necessary person to have in a bathroom? After I zip up and wash up, I don't need a dude handing me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael in the stall. I'm fine, thanks!!!!


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These guys just look out of place. Sometimes I can't tell if he's really supposed to be there or if he has some sick fetish of hanging around men's rooms. I don't wanna be on some dude's webcam on a fetish website all because I had to pee at a fancy restaurant.

On top of it all, I have to tip this fucker for handing me a piece of paper towel. Now I can't pee without a fee.......
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13 comments:

  1. DanielleSeptember 13, 2005 8:06 AM

    FOR SOME REASON THOSE PEOPLE GET ON MY DAMN NERVES.

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  2. Hu Flung PuSeptember 13, 2005 9:03 AM

    Sometimes, if you're lucky, and you tip them a $5 bill, you can get them to wipe your ass for you. It appeals to some people's infant fetish.

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  3. supplymadamSeptember 13, 2005 9:27 AM

    He works hard for the money.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2005 10:14 AM

    I must not be peeing in classy bathrooms because I've never seen an attendant in one except for the movies. LOL.

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  5. JenniSeptember 13, 2005 10:56 AM

    I kind of like them...they're like the "Guardians of the Bathroom."

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  6. HeatherSeptember 13, 2005 11:21 AM

    I have enough trouble with stagefright. I don't need someone intentionally in there listening.

    This could be helpful if you needed someone to "spare a square," but truthfully, I check for that before I go into the stall...

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  7. MarieSeptember 13, 2005 12:05 PM

    Ugh, yes. I cannot stand having someone watching my every move and trying to assist me by handing me towels and stuff. I'm a big girl and can handle little things like that without assistance. lol

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  8. VixenSeptember 13, 2005 12:19 PM

    I agree with most everyone above. If I don't have a $1.00 they get nada...

    I can wipe my own ass and my own hands...

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  9. NatsthenameSeptember 13, 2005 3:56 PM

    "like I just had sex with George Michael in the stall." OH MY God, that's funny as hell! Thanks for making me almost pee my pants!

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  10. PeanuttSeptember 13, 2005 4:02 PM

    Ok, I've never encountered this in our bathrooms here. Its just mostly people who keep the place clean. But if I were a dude, I'd kinda step away from the gay bathroom guy!

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  11. PurringSeptember 13, 2005 5:42 PM

    At least you don't have to tip to get the t.p.. That would really suck.

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  12. JillianSeptember 13, 2005 11:36 PM

    That job would sooooooo suck!!!

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  13. FredSeptember 14, 2005 6:20 PM

    To make it worse, some of the attendants look and smell like the've never used the facilities so very close to them.

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