WOW, this weekend went so fast. Whenever there is a holiday incorporated in a weekend, it flies by. I hope everyone had a great time! Monday mornings are funny because everyone seems to say the same thing, they say how fast the weekend went, how tired they are, and many other anti-Monday slogans. Here are some things you'll NEVER hear someone say at the office on a Monday morning:
Boy am I glad to be back!!!!!!
The weekend went way too slow!
I couldn't wait until today!
I am full of energy today for some reason!
I hope this week goes slow!
FIVE full work days until next weekend, YIPPPEEEEE!
I missed you Sugar V!
Why are you smiling today C-Mac?!
What are some other things you'll never hear someone say on a Monday morning at your place of employment?
On a Monday morning, I don't believe you'll ever hear someone say "I saw a man with a testicle problem and one of his balls was so big that when he sat on the stoop his ball would hang out of his shorts and rest on the step all on its own."
ReplyDelete"Well, one of my clients called to say that her ad didn't run over the weekend - and she was in such a good mood!"
ReplyDelete"Yay, department meetings are fun!"
"Thank goodness today is my 10-hour day - I can't think of a single thing I need to do after work."
"I think I'm going to concentrate on calls today instead of blog-surfing."
The only thing good about today is that our new trainees hit the floor & they had to bring in breakfast for our initiation. Chocolate chip bagels w/ strawberry cream cheese is like dessert for breakfast.
"I got up 3 hours early today and arrived at 6am"
ReplyDelete"No lunch break today, sounds like a great idea!"
I loooove Mondays! Weekends suck!
ReplyDeleteI wish it was raining today.
I vote for one day weekends!
Oh, I like BetelGeuse's contribution. How I WISH I could hear that one!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a highly unusual Monday for me because I had an awesome date this weekend with someone who works in my building (along with 600 other people, which is why I hesitated to say "with a co-worker". I can go weeks without passing the guy in the hall.) So I was unusually happy to come to work today. Found a nice card on my computer keyboard when I got here. On the front, a black & white photo of two children kissing. Inside is blank, but my weekend date had written "WOW!"
So I'm hearing unusual comments like:
"What are YOU smiling about?"
"Why are you so damn happy on a MONDAY?"
Sigh...
Oh...what an appropriate quiz!!! Just one!! :-)
ReplyDeleteWell if I had my job of choice, i.e. Javy Lopez's love slave, I'd be saying all those things and more! ;)
ReplyDeletewow all the good ones are taken!
ReplyDelete"I don't need that last cup of coffee, I'm wide awake, you take it."
ReplyDeleteStay an extra few hours today without pay, sure!
ReplyDelete"let's not go to the water cooler today to gossip". That's not what I would expect to hear.
ReplyDelete"I hope today drags"
ReplyDelete"I only have a couple of e-mails waiting for me in my inbox."
ReplyDelete"I don't have any meetings of con calls scheduled."
"You know, we wouldn't feel so stressed about coming to work on Monday if we all worked a little more on the weekend, you know, to bridge the gap between weekday and weekend better."
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