When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical. All the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully watching me. But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical. There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Neon Pee
I hate when you take a bunch of vitamins in the morning and forget you took them by like 11am and you go to pee and it comes out that alarming neon yellow color. For a minute you get scared and think you've been exposed to some kind of radiation before you realize it's the bunch of viatmins you took an hour or two ago. Just thought I'd share. Nothing like some good pee talk!
Even scarier than that is what my friend referred to as "stinky pee" from her now husband going on an asparagus-eating bender. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteOn the days I forget to eat, or whatever, and I drink lots of coffee, my pee does bring back the aroma of Starbuck's. If these days coincide with Vitamin B days, then it's neon yellow and smells like coffee. Wee for Pee!
ReplyDeleteAsparagus does make your pee smell pretty foul.....this dude is on an all asparagus diet? hahaha
ReplyDeleteStarbucks pee huh? Sounds pretty interesting!
I take a lovely neon orange vitamin which turns my pee an even lovely neon orange shade. My goal is to some day be able to pee the rainbow in the correct order!
ReplyDeleteOne of our customes makes vitamins and they're not allowed t put tthe cleaning things in the toilet that turns it blue so the owners can do a pee check color. The vitamin B is notorius for neon yellow. I'm glad you brought that up because I was living in my own little private hell.
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