Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Piggie Smalls and His Biotch


Heavy Hitter.....Suckaaaaaaaaaaaa! Posted by Hello

Yes indeed, Piggie Smalls has found a woman. It did not take him long to find money, women, and booze. He bought himself a slick stocking cap, some booze, and a little "FITTY CENT" music. We just need to name his woman. Piggy Elliot? Piggy J. Blige? Me and Piggie Smalls are open for suggestions. Piggie Smalls endorses safe sex, he wants no baby's Momma Drama. So all you young boys out there, cover up! Piggie's livin' da' thug life here in da' LBC. Piggie Smalls is a hustla by day and a P-I-M-P by night. If only we could all live his lifestyle.....

Piggie, Piggie, Piggie...can't you see..........
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9 comments:

  1. StephApril 19, 2005 7:50 PM

    The Green Pig found a girlfriend?! Awesome - Do you think their little piglets will be chartruese?

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  2. AnonymousApril 19, 2005 9:09 PM

    You are insane! But that's why I love you! :) You always make me laugh.

    So Piggie found his bitch huh? Are we going to get sex updates?

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  3. AnonymousApril 19, 2005 9:11 PM

    A gangsta pig huh? Interesting.

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  4. erlApril 19, 2005 11:53 PM

    i am so JEALOUS!!! I thought that piggie smalls was going to save himself for me!!

    oh well, the least i can do is name the bitch... how about Lil' Piggie Kim? she looks pretty...ummm...fast...if ya know what i mean

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  5. JillianApril 20, 2005 9:12 AM

    Wow she has some HUGE nostrils!!!!!

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  6. Bridget UnnelApril 20, 2005 9:52 AM

    Oh, and will the piggies be sharing their tender(loin) moments with us voyeurs?

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  7. supplymadamApril 20, 2005 11:36 AM

    Piggie Smalls!How utterly hysterical. Is his biocth gonna "Back that thing up"?

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  8. AnonymousApril 20, 2005 12:51 PM

    You have officially lost your mind.

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  9. AnonymousApril 20, 2005 4:53 PM

    Bacon isn't just for breakfast anymore.....

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