Monday, April 18, 2005

Just A Guy and His Green Pig


What's Up In Da' Hizzhouse Bitch? Posted by Hello

I made a new friend today. A green pig walked into my life. It caught me off guard. I was working hard and it appeared out of nowhere. It claimed it needed a home, a place to rest it's weary head. I told it that it could stay in my office for as long as I am there. It told me that it likes booze, money, and bitches. It sleeps all day and parties all night. It is a welcome addition to a quiet and dull work existence. Tom Hanks had his Wilson, I have my little green pig.
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8 comments:

  1. LaraApril 18, 2005 8:36 PM

    That is AWESOME. I love booze, money, and bitches too...I need to get me one of those green pigs.

    AMG

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  2. AnonymousApril 18, 2005 9:31 PM

    Hahahah now thats funny.

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  3. Bridget UnnelApril 19, 2005 8:05 AM

    Just remember...the Lutz's of Amiytville had their pig, too. Yous isn't named Jody by any chance, is it?

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  4. Bridget UnnelApril 19, 2005 8:05 AM

    "Yous"??? Oi!

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  5. supplymadamApril 19, 2005 9:27 AM

    Now I've seen everything. Life is now complete after seeing your Green Pig! lol

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  6. Charlie McApril 19, 2005 10:50 AM

    I think you are too nice for him....he is a P-I-M-P!

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  7. erlApril 19, 2005 11:53 AM

    who told you i was nice?! they were lying!! i swear!!

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  8. Charlie McApril 19, 2005 2:10 PM

    I won't believe everything I hear then! :)

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