When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical. All the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully watching me. But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical. There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
Friday, April 01, 2005
April Fools Day
Ok, so it's "April Fool's Day." What could I possibly do to the Sugar V today? Over the past month, I've already tortured him daily by switching all the keys on his keyboard, taking the ball out of his mouse, saran wrapping his telephone, hiding his jacket, leaving post it notes in his coat pockets that say "green jackets are for kid touchers" (which his girlfriend found), switching his nameplate with one of a fictitious employee, switched his chairs, wallpapered his cubicle in "Neverland" (Michael Jackson's) maps and pictures, etc. I think I am out of ideas! I should have saved some of those for today. It's only 9:30am, I am sure I will think of something.......I am open for suggestions!
We should put an overdosed donkey in his cubicle
ReplyDeleteGet a couple of guys together, hold him down and tape him to his chair for an hour or two!
ReplyDeleteMy bet is that this post is part of your evil APril Fool sday plan against Sugar...after all he will read it and think he is safe from further pranks, then you can really broadside him with something brilliant.
ReplyDeleteLast year I saw someone shrink wrap a car!
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