Honey, I found more piss!!!!
How much urine is around someone's home that they need not only a specific cleaner for urnine, but a cleaner that comes with a fuckin' ultraviolet light to seek out urine? I was fuckin' howling watching this commercial. They showed people using this "light" and finding urine stains on mattresses and odd places. If someone pisses in my bed, the mattress goes out WITH them. The funniest part of the whole commercial is when they said "Order now, and we'll throw in an additional bottle of Urine Gone absolutely free", as if a gallon of piss cleaner wasn't enough. I can picture people living in puddles of urine, running to their pee stained phones to make that call.
What's next "Feces Gone"???? Sad part is, the fucker that came up with this idea is making millions and I am a poor bastard. I need to come up with something wacky like this. How about "Vomit Gone" or "Puss Gone" hahahaha, what's even more fucked up is that people will buy anything!
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ROTFLMAO............!!!!!!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteWait it will be on QVC next week....this sounds like a product for hotels...then again, who pees on the carpet in a hotel unless you got drunk?
Sounds like an episode of CSI:Piss on the carpet leads to murder.
Wonder what else shows up under that ultraviolet rays?
Hahah a! Saw that on TV?(SHAKING HEAD) Have no clue if it workd.
ReplyDeleteSunny Day here Charlie!
That's funnier than watching a hooker put a rubber on an epeleptic!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKEV!!!! hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteStephanie, that's probably their target audience, people who think their commercial is so stupidly funny that they DO wet their own pants and rugs!!! :)
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! Who comes up with these ideas and the marketing campaign?? LOL...and more importantly, do they have a large following of folks who "Swear" to the greatness of this product? Too funny!
ReplyDeletei saw that this weekend and was wondering the same thing...soooo gross
ReplyDeleteI've used jiz-b-gone on the ceiling in my bedroom. It works
ReplyDeleteI work as a personal trainer in a gym, they should have ODOR B GONE or SWEAT B GONE!!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, first, I'm lame and I don't know what ROTFLMAO means...
ReplyDeleteSecond, this reminds me of Rachwell's newest favorite movie...with the DUDE...
Hope everyone is having a good Monday... :(
OMG I think the guys that work with me have peed on my floor here at work when I wasn't looking. I need some of that. Does is come with a free bottle of "Idiot mover be gone" too?
ReplyDeleteYou got my vote today! :)
You made #2 Cmac! Expect some nasty comments from the competition and your picture on the net!
ReplyDeleteHi Bipolar, let them do whatever they want!!! We know who we all are!
ReplyDeleteI don't need an ultraviolet light..I just need to go to the wall next to the toilet where Spiderman just misses his aim.
ReplyDelete"Mommy my wanker just flies around sometimes. I can't help it!"
All together now...YUCK!
that stuff really works!! Since that stuff came out, I just piss on myself and take a shower with urine gone. It works wonders
ReplyDeleteUrine town!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethis ranks right up there with that "steam buggy" invention crap.....what a waste.....yeah let me steam all the mold and mildew from behind your toilet....my god.....who has that much crap (no pun intended) behind their toilet......gag....
ReplyDeleteDoes Billy Mays throw in a free OxiClean to wash the pants the person also pissed on?
ReplyDeleteI think they should publish their customer list as a public service. I want to know if there's anyone in the neighborhood with such urine issues before I blindly sit down on their couch at the next neighborhood party!!
ReplyDeleteas funny as that is, my puppy pisses all over my house. So if it really works that would be so helpful, cause the smell of old dog urine is just repulsive...
ReplyDeleteLMAO at "Jiz-B-Gone"!!
ReplyDeleteHow about a competitive product called "Urine Luck?"
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