I was reading a few random blogs today about SPAM e-mail. I don't know how these wacky companies get everyone's e-mail addresses but they find a way. Anyway, the blogs I read mentioned the receipt of daily e-mails for penis enhancement pills and penile enlargement creams. I had to laugh reading these. How men could actually think that their dicks are going to get bigger by popping a pill or rubbing cream on it amazes me. If the cream really made your dick bigger, wouldn't it also make your hand bigger? You'd be walking around like this fucker:

Wow, That Cream Really Works!!!!

How would the cream know the difference? The Hamburger Helper dude says it all, or perhaps the guy using the cream would not need one of those big hands with the #1 finger that you buy at sporting events, they'd have their own!!!! The things people believe....hahaha
Honey, I think you can rub ANYTHING on your penis and make it bigger. It's merely a TEMPORARY condition, but it GROWS. Yes it does. The hand does not seem to grow in proportion. And the substance applied appears to be irrelevant. Even without any cream, lotion, oil, jelly, soap...oops...where was I going with this? Oh yeah...it's all in the rubbing.
ReplyDeletesweetie u can rub me with your rock hard... anytime!
ReplyDeletelove the thought of the rubbing.
ReplyDeleteyou make me blush with the thoughts that are flooding my mind right now!
Way to go!
Oddly enough, that whole "big hand" concept is turning me on. ;)
ReplyDeleteHi… I just happened to land on your blog…….. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteWordwhiz, nothing like a good penis rubbing....
ReplyDeleteBlue- Bring it on!!!! :)
Kristi- You are too cute!
Marie- Glad I got you a little hot on a Thursday Night! haha
Canadian Dude, Rock On! Thanks for dropping by, come back soon!
Independent- Too funny!!!!
Disgruntled- The HUGE hand surely would be a big clue!!! :)
Freaky- You'll have to prove the voters wrong!!!!!!!!!!!
It's as illogic as:
ReplyDeleteDesensitizers
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uh-UH, what about the woman's vagina? An insensitive dick in an insensitive vagina... way to go!!
that's what those little white gloves are for, right? Not that I know, I'm just sayin' ;o)
ReplyDeleteFreak - I voted for you to get laid, but apparently the good people still think I'm showing up in a speedo.
ReplyDeletePeople - It doesn't fit anymore!!!
What is that saying...Big Hands, Big Dick?!?! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat explains why I had to special order my keyboard with the "super sized" keys.
ReplyDeleteAw he is sooo cute!! I want to take him home and do a HIGH FIVE!
ReplyDeleteI see you found a glove for that enoromus right hand you have.
ReplyDeleteLOL - Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI know this blog is about spams, but since you have a pic of a hand, I can't thing of anything else. Hands tell me alot about a man and it's about the third thing I look at when someone interests me. I love hands.
ReplyDeletetoo many guys don't keep their hands looking nice. i honestly get hand compliments a great deal....must be all that lotion....
ReplyDeleteYou don't need any pills or creams C-Mac!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd have nice hands. Any man who keeps soap in the bathroom is a step ahead.
ReplyDeleteI'll never look at Mickey Mouse the same way again.
ReplyDeleteYes your hands are nice. I always look at hands.
ReplyDeleteDidn't think I noticed did you?