When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical. All the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, joyfully, playfully watching me. But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible, logical, responsible, practical. And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable, clinical, intellectual, cynical. There are times when all the world's asleep, the questions run too deep for such a simple man.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Congratulations Sugar V!!!!
Congratulations to The Sugar V! We are all proud of you! Sugar V was made the official spokesman for Vaseline for the Northeast United States! He beat out over 150 other applicants for the position! Being that he had the most Vaseline experience by far over all the other candidates, this was a no-brainer. Be sure to stop by his site and wish him well today!!!!!!
HAHAHA...Vaseline thats funny!
ReplyDeleteSugar V is moving up in the world, Congrats!!
ReplyDeleteNow C-Mac, you can finally be my official ASSistant. Gidiup Cowboy
ReplyDeleteOK.... I work for the company that MAKES Vaseline...want me to send him a case?
ReplyDelete(it's not water-soluable, you know...)
You come up with the craaaaziest things. Vaseline? Do you dream up this stuff or lay awake nights?
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmmmm slippery
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else out there think that Vaseline is the most vile thing ever created? Is there really a need for it? Really - we can't find a suitable substitute for absolutely anything you would use Vaseline for?
ReplyDeleteI think the walls of hell must be lined with Vaseline, and it probably smells like it, too.